There is an exciting, high-level position open within the dynamic organization known as mi vida loca. We are looking for an equally dynamic, energetic female to fill this position. The ideal candidate will meet ALL of the following requirements:

Must be willing to put her head on my shoulder, not because she’s sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to me.
I’m looking for a woman who likes to be kissed in the rain more than in a bedroom or an expensive restaurant.
I want a woman who says,”Okay, but you owe me…”, not because she actually wants something, but because it means she gets to spend more time with me.
I have to be able to take her anywhere and we will have fun because it means we’re spending time together.
She has to be incredibly picky, and when she finds something she likes she never wants to let it go.
I want a woman who never forgets all the sweet little things I do for her because I’m liable to forget.
She must possess eternal optimism, she never gives up hope even when she tell others she has.
I want a woman who once she lets me into her heart, there’s always a place there with my name on it.
And even if we spend time apart, I want a woman who never forgets me.
I want a woman who loves to end a hug with a kiss.
She has to be intelligent & well-rounded, so I can talk to her about anything.
She has brag about me to all of her friends.
She must be willing to listen to me talk, even if I’m not talking about anything important.
I want a woman who loves it when I hug her for no apparent reason. And she loves it even more when I hug her from behind.
She has to love me for me, and doesn’t care what other people say about us.
She has to enjoy it when I introduce her to my friends as my lady.
I want a woman who loves the feeling when I take her by the hand without saying a word.
She must love it when I give her flowers for no apparent reason. And she’s willing to do the same! (Yes! Men like flowers, too!)
I want a woman who thinks the world of me, but doesn’t make her world revolve around me. And she expects the same thing from me.

If you meet these requirements, please submit your resume along with 2 personal references to our HR Department. Only qualified candidates will be contacted for an interview.