Hey LADIES,

How you doing

I know the going is getting rough and you gotta be strong through it

But if you want me to be a little more respectful

Let’s meet in the middle

That means y‘all need to soften your attitude just a little

The future of our society depends on you and I

Leaving it to these fools is like committing genocide

Because people with common sense are disappearing

And no one out there seems to be really caring

So let’s do our part to make the world a better place

And have a baby to ensure the future of the human race

Now I’m not trying to run game on you

So I’ll end this note and bid you adieu

Sincerely Yours,

A Real Man

PS:

Please pay attention to the title. Notice the word “ladies” is in all capital letters? That’s because this was written especially for LADIES, not just women. I like women, I love LADIES. If you’re not sure what the difference is, that means me and this poem are not meant for you. Peace and love