Uh oh, the monster has been awakened

I can sense him straining the binds that retain him

Feel him tugging at the tendons that connect him and me

I hear I’m calling to to me, taunting me

Saying, “It’s time to have fun, let me out to play”

I’m sorry my friend, but I can’t release you today

Your idea of a good time is nowhere near fun and games

And by your standards, I live the life of a lame

I remember the last time he was free to roam

He left a path of destruction that I still haven’t recovered from

It cost me quite a bit to put him in that cage

And I’m not in the position to do it again, not at this age

But the problem is that he’s awake and aware

Ready to fuck up the world without a single care