Excerpt from Torn 2

As promised, here is an exclusive excerpt from the sequel to my debut novel. I hope you enjoy…

 

About a half an hour later, we pulled up in front of Evo-South. As we walked into the building, I couldn’t help but think about the last time I was there. I could still feel Ksenia’s breath on my neck, her arms and legs wrapped around me. I could still taste her essence on my lips. The elevator seemed to take a lifetime to get to the lobby. “So V, you own this building right?” Traci asked. I nodded, still consumed by my thoughts of my last day with the love of my life.  We rode the elevator up to the 23rd floor in silence. When the doors opened, I just stood there, frozen somewhere between reminiscing about my last visit and dreading what could possibly be awaiting me on the other side of my door. “You’re really scared, aren’t you?” Traci had the uncanny ability of stating the obvious. I didn’t speak, once again I just nodded.  She grabbed my hand and led me off the elevator. Traci reached out and tried the knob. To the surprise of both of us, the door swung open. Traci entered the penthouse as if it were hers, I slowly followed behind. “I wanna take a shower, V, where’s the bathroom?” I guided Traci through the master bedroom and into the on-suite bathroom. I plopped down on the plush, king-sized bed and scrolled through my Facebook newsfeed. “Grab me a pair of shorts and a t-shirt, I know you got a closet full of them,” Traci chimed through the closed bathroom door about 15 minutes later. Like a good soldier, I obliged. As I rummaged through the racks of brand new clothes still sporting their price tags, Traci appeared in the closet door. She stood there in nothing but a towel, water still beading up on her caramel skin. I couldn’t help but remember the first time we found ourselves in this situation.

 

It was our junior year in college, and we had decided to get an off-campus apartment together. I had grown a little weary of sleeping in a room with Edwin, my roommate of the last 3 semesters. And according to Traci, all the girls in Howard-Harreld Hall had starting acting like “catty little bitches.” We found a decent 2-bedroom apartment in Castleberry Hill that was close enough to school that we could sleep in but far enough away that we didn’t have to worry about our classmates just dropping by. One night, about a month after we had moved in, I got up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom. As I stood in the water closet relieving myself, I heard water sloshing about in the adjoining bathroom. I listened a little longer and could hear soft moans and groans as well. Even though I was half asleep, I instantly knew what was going on. I slowly opened the door and peeked in. Just as I thought, Traci was masturbating in a bathtub full of water. I stood there for a moment, drinking in the sight of my new roommate pleasuring herself. Her left hand was under the surface of the water, her right alternated teasing her perky toffee colored nipples, her head rested on the wall behind her, her eyes were closed.

 

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I’ve Been to the Mountaintop by Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

Thank you very kindly, my friends. As I listened to Ralph Abernathy and his eloquent and generous introduction and then thought about myself, I wondered who he was talking about. It’s always good to have your closest friend and associate to say something good about you. And Ralph Abernathy is the best friend that I have in the world. I’m delighted to see each of you here tonight in spite of a storm warning. You reveal that you are determined to go on anyhow.

Something is happening in Memphis; something is happening in our world. And you know, if I were standing at the beginning of time, with the possibility of taking a kind of general and panoramic view of the whole of human history up to now, and the Almighty said to me, “Martin Luther King, which age would you like to live in?” I would take my mental flight by Egypt and I would watch God’s children in their magnificent trek from the dark dungeons of Egypt through, or rather across the Red Sea, through the wilderness on toward the promised land. And in spite of its magnificence, I wouldn’t stop there.

I would move on by Greece and take my mind to Mount Olympus. And I would see Plato, Aristotle, Socrates, Euripides and Aristophanes assembled around the Parthenon. And I would watch them around the Parthenon as they discussed the great and eternal issues of reality. But I wouldn’t stop there.

I would go on, even to the great heyday of the Roman Empire. And I would see developments around there, through various emperors and leaders. But I wouldn’t stop there.

I would even come up to the day of the Renaissance, and get a quick picture of all that the Renaissance did for the cultural and aesthetic life of man. But I wouldn’t stop there.

I would even go by the way that the man for whom I am named had his habitat. And I would watch Martin Luther as he tacked his ninety-five theses on the door at the church of Wittenberg. But I wouldn’t stop there.

I would come on up even to 1863, and watch a vacillating President by the name of Abraham Lincoln finally come to the conclusion that he had to sign the Emancipation Proclamation. But I wouldn’t stop there.

I would even come up to the early thirties, and see a man grappling with the problems of the bankruptcy of his nation. And come with an eloquent cry that we have nothing to fear but “fear itself.” But I wouldn’t stop there.

Strangely enough, I would turn to the Almighty, and say, “If you allow me to live just a few years in the second half of the 20th century, I will be happy.”

Now that’s a strange statement to make, because the world is all messed up. The nation is sick. Trouble is in the land; confusion all around. That’s a strange statement. But I know, somehow, that only when it is dark enough can you see the stars. And I see God working in this period of the twentieth century in a way that men, in some strange way, are responding.

Something is happening in our world. The masses of people are rising up. And wherever they are assembled today, whether they are in Johannesburg, South Africa; Nairobi, Kenya; Accra, Ghana; New York City; Atlanta, Georgia; Jackson, Mississippi; or Memphis, Tennessee — the cry is always the same: “We want to be free.”

And another reason that I’m happy to live in this period is that we have been forced to a point where we are going to have to grapple with the problems that men have been trying to grapple with through history, but the demands didn’t force them to do it. Survival demands that we grapple with them. Men, for years now, have been talking about war and peace. But now, no longer can they just talk about it. It is no longer a choice between violence and nonviolence in this world; it’s nonviolence or nonexistence. That is where we are today.

And also in the human rights revolution, if something isn’t done, and done in a hurry, to bring the colored peoples of the world out of their long years of poverty, their long years of hurt and neglect, the whole world is doomed. Now, I’m just happy that God has allowed me to live in this period to see what is unfolding. And I’m happy that He’s allowed me to be in Memphis.

I can remember — I can remember when Negroes were just going around as Ralph has said, so often, scratching where they didn’t itch, and laughing when they were not tickled. But that day is all over. We mean business now, and we are determined to gain our rightful place in God’s world.

And that’s all this whole thing is about. We aren’t engaged in any negative protest and in any negative arguments with anybody. We are saying that we are determined to be men. We are determined to be people. We are saying — We are saying that we are God’s children. And that we are God’s children, we don’t have to live like we are forced to live.

Now, what does all of this mean in this great period of history? It means that we’ve got to stay together. We’ve got to stay together and maintain unity. You know, whenever Pharaoh wanted to prolong the period of slavery in Egypt, he had a favorite, favorite formula for doing it. What was that? He kept the slaves fighting among themselves. But whenever the slaves get together, something happens in Pharaoh’s court, and he cannot hold the slaves in slavery. When the slaves get together, that’s the beginning of getting out of slavery. Now let us maintain unity.

Secondly, let us keep the issues where they are. The issue is injustice. The issue is the refusal of Memphis to be fair and honest in its dealings with its public servants, who happen to be sanitation workers. Now, we’ve got to keep attention on that. That’s always the problem with a little violence. You know what happened the other day, and the press dealt only with the window-breaking. I read the articles. They very seldom got around to mentioning the fact that one thousand, three hundred sanitation workers are on strike, and that Memphis is not being fair to them, and that Mayor Loeb is in dire need of a doctor. They didn’t get around to that.

Now we’re going to march again, and we’ve got to march again, in order to put the issue where it is supposed to be — and force everybody to see that there are thirteen hundred of God’s children here suffering, sometimes going hungry, going through dark and dreary nights wondering how this thing is going to come out. That’s the issue. And we’ve got to say to the nation: We know how it’s coming out. For when people get caught up with that which is right and they are willing to sacrifice for it, there is no stopping point short of victory.

We aren’t going to let any mace stop us. We are masters in our nonviolent movement in disarming police forces; they don’t know what to do. I’ve seen them so often. I remember in Birmingham, Alabama, when we were in that majestic struggle there, we would move out of the 16th Street Baptist Church day after day; by the hundreds we would move out. And Bull Connor would tell them to send the dogs forth, and they did come; but we just went before the dogs singing, “Ain’t gonna let nobody turn me around.”

Bull Connor next would say, “Turn the fire hoses on.” And as I said to you the other night, Bull Connor didn’t know history. He knew a kind of physics that somehow didn’t relate to the transphysics that we knew about. And that was the fact that there was a certain kind of fire that no water could put out. And we went before the fire hoses; we had known water. If we were Baptist or some other denominations, we had been immersed. If we were Methodist, and some others, we had been sprinkled, but we knew water. That couldn’t stop us.

And we just went on before the dogs and we would look at them; and we’d go on before the water hoses and we would look at it, and we’d just go on singing “Over my head I see freedom in the air.” And then we would be thrown in the paddy wagons, and sometimes we were stacked in there like sardines in a can. And they would throw us in, and old Bull would say, “Take ’em off,” and they did; and we would just go in the paddy wagon singing, “We Shall Overcome.” And every now and then we’d get in jail, and we’d see the jailers looking through the windows being moved by our prayers, and being moved by our words and our songs. And there was a power there which Bull Connor couldn’t adjust to; and so we ended up transforming Bull into a steer, and we won our struggle in Birmingham. Now we’ve got to go on in Memphis just like that. I call upon you to be with us when we go out Monday.

Now about injunctions: We have an injunction and we’re going into court tomorrow morning to fight this illegal, unconstitutional injunction. All we say to America is, “Be true to what you said on paper.” If I lived in China or even Russia, or any totalitarian country, maybe I could understand some of these illegal injunctions. Maybe I could understand the denial of certain basic First Amendment privileges, because they hadn’t committed themselves to that over there. But somewhere I read of the freedom of assembly. Somewhere I read of the freedom of speech. Somewhere I read of the freedom of press. Somewhere I read that the greatness of America is the right to protest for right. And so just as I say, we aren’t going to let dogs or water hoses turn us around, we aren’t going to let any injunction turn us around. We are going on.

We need all of you. And you know what’s beautiful to me is to see all of these ministers of the Gospel. It’s a marvelous picture. Who is it that is supposed to articulate the longings and aspirations of the people more than the preacher? Somehow the preacher must have a kind of fire shut up in his bones. And whenever injustice is around he tell it. Somehow the preacher must be an Amos, and saith, “When God speaks who can but prophesy?” Again with Amos, “Let justice roll down like waters and righteousness like a mighty stream.” Somehow the preacher must say with Jesus, “The Spirit of the Lord is upon me, because he hath anointed me,” and he’s anointed me to deal with the problems of the poor.”

And I want to commend the preachers, under the leadership of these noble men: James Lawson, one who has been in this struggle for many years; he’s been to jail for struggling; he’s been kicked out of Vanderbilt University for this struggle, but he’s still going on, fighting for the rights of his people. Reverend Ralph Jackson, Billy Kiles; I could just go right on down the list, but time will not permit. But I want to thank all of them. And I want you to thank them, because so often, preachers aren’t concerned about anything but themselves. And I’m always happy to see a relevant ministry.

It’s all right to talk about “long white robes over yonder,” in all of its symbolism. But ultimately people want some suits and dresses and shoes to wear down here! It’s all right to talk about “streets flowing with milk and honey,” but God has commanded us to be concerned about the slums down here, and his children who can’t eat three square meals a day. It’s all right to talk about the new Jerusalem, but one day, God’s preacher must talk about the new New York, the new Atlanta, the new Philadelphia, the new Los Angeles, the new Memphis, Tennessee. This is what we have to do.

Now the other thing we’ll have to do is this: Always anchor our external direct action with the power of economic withdrawal. Now, we are poor people. Individually, we are poor when you compare us with white society in America. We are poor. Never stop and forget that collectively — that means all of us together — collectively we are richer than all the nations in the world, with the exception of nine. Did you ever think about that? After you leave the United States, Soviet Russia, Great Britain, West Germany, France, and I could name the others, the American Negro collectively is richer than most nations of the world. We have an annual income of more than thirty billion dollars a year, which is more than all of the exports of the United States, and more than the national budget of Canada. Did you know that? That’s power right there, if we know how to pool it.

We don’t have to argue with anybody. We don’t have to curse and go around acting bad with our words. We don’t need any bricks and bottles. We don’t need any Molotov cocktails. We just need to go around to these stores, and to these massive industries in our country, and say, “God sent us by here, to say to you that you’re not treating his children right. And we’ve come by here to ask you to make the first item on your agenda fair treatment, where God’s children are concerned. Now, if you are not prepared to do that, we do have an agenda that we must follow. And our agenda calls for withdrawing economic support from you.”

And so, as a result of this, we are asking you tonight, to go out and tell your neighbors not to buy Coca-Cola in Memphis. Go by and tell them not to buy Sealtest milk. Tell them not to buy — what is the other bread? — Wonder Bread. And what is the other bread company, Jesse? Tell them not to buy Hart’s bread. As Jesse Jackson has said, up to now, only the garbage men have been feeling pain; now we must kind of redistribute the pain. We are choosing these companies because they haven’t been fair in their hiring policies; and we are choosing them because they can begin the process of saying they are going to support the needs and the rights of these men who are on strike. And then they can move on town — downtown and tell Mayor Loeb to do what is right.

But not only that, we’ve got to strengthen black institutions. I call upon you to take your money out of the banks downtown and deposit your money in Tri-State Bank. We want a “bank-in” movement in Memphis. Go by the savings and loan association. I’m not asking you something that we don’t do ourselves at SCLC. Judge Hooks and others will tell you that we have an account here in the savings and loan association from the Southern Christian Leadership Conference. We are telling you to follow what we are doing. Put your money there. You have six or seven black insurance companies here in the city of Memphis. Take out your insurance there. We want to have an “insurance-in.”

Now these are some practical things that we can do. We begin the process of building a greater economic base. And at the same time, we are putting pressure where it really hurts. I ask you to follow through here.

Now, let me say as I move to my conclusion that we’ve got to give ourselves to this struggle until the end. Nothing would be more tragic than to stop at this point in Memphis. We’ve got to see it through. And when we have our march, you need to be there. If it means leaving work, if it means leaving school — be there. Be concerned about your brother. You may not be on strike. But either we go up together, or we go down together.

Let us develop a kind of dangerous unselfishness. One day a man came to Jesus, and he wanted to raise some questions about some vital matters of life. At points he wanted to trick Jesus, and show him that he knew a little more than Jesus knew and throw him off base….

Now that question could have easily ended up in a philosophical and theological debate. But Jesus immediately pulled that question from mid-air, and placed it on a dangerous curve between Jerusalem and Jericho. And he talked about a certain man, who fell among thieves. You remember that a Levite and a priest passed by on the other side. They didn’t stop to help him. And finally a man of another race came by. He got down from his beast, decided not to be compassionate by proxy. But he got down with him, administered first aid, and helped the man in need. Jesus ended up saying, this was the good man, this was the great man, because he had the capacity to project the “I” into the “thou,” and to be concerned about his brother.

Now you know, we use our imagination a great deal to try to determine why the priest and the Levite didn’t stop. At times we say they were busy going to a church meeting, an ecclesiastical gathering, and they had to get on down to Jerusalem so they wouldn’t be late for their meeting. At other times we would speculate that there was a religious law that “One who was engaged in religious ceremonials was not to touch a human body twenty-four hours before the ceremony.” And every now and then we begin to wonder whether maybe they were not going down to Jerusalem — or down to Jericho, rather to organize a “Jericho Road Improvement Association.” That’s a possibility. Maybe they felt that it was better to deal with the problem from the causal root, rather than to get bogged down with an individual effect.

But I’m going to tell you what my imagination tells me. It’s possible that those men were afraid. You see, the Jericho road is a dangerous road. I remember when Mrs. King and I were first in Jerusalem. We rented a car and drove from Jerusalem down to Jericho. And as soon as we got on that road, I said to my wife, “I can see why Jesus used this as the setting for his parable.” It’s a winding, meandering road. It’s really conducive for ambushing. You start out in Jerusalem, which is about 1200 miles — or rather 1200 feet above sea level. And by the time you get down to Jericho, fifteen or twenty minutes later, you’re about 2200 feet below sea level. That’s a dangerous road. In the days of Jesus it came to be known as the “Bloody Pass.” And you know, it’s possible that the priest and the Levite looked over that man on the ground and wondered if the robbers were still around. Or it’s possible that they felt that the man on the ground was merely faking. And he was acting like he had been robbed and hurt, in order to seize them over there, lure them there for quick and easy seizure. And so the first question that the priest asked — the first question that the Levite asked was, “If I stop to help this man, what will happen to me?” But then the Good Samaritan came by. And he reversed the question: “If I do not stop to help this man, what will happen to him?”

That’s the question before you tonight. Not, “If I stop to help the sanitation workers, what will happen to my job. Not, “If I stop to help the sanitation workers what will happen to all of the hours that I usually spend in my office every day and every week as a pastor?” The question is not, “If I stop to help this man in need, what will happen to me?” The question is, “If I do not stop to help the sanitation workers, what will happen to them?” That’s the question.

Let us rise up tonight with a greater readiness. Let us stand with a greater determination. And let us move on in these powerful days, these days of challenge to make America what it ought to be. We have an opportunity to make America a better nation. And I want to thank God, once more, for allowing me to be here with you.

You know, several years ago, I was in New York City autographing the first book that I had written. And while sitting there autographing books, a demented black woman came up. The only question I heard from her was, “Are you Martin Luther King?” And I was looking down writing, and I said, “Yes.” And the next minute I felt something beating on my chest. Before I knew it I had been stabbed by this demented woman. I was rushed to Harlem Hospital. It was a dark Saturday afternoon. And that blade had gone through, and the X-rays revealed that the tip of the blade was on the edge of my aorta, the main artery. And once that’s punctured, your drowned in your own blood — that’s the end of you.

It came out in the New York Times the next morning, that if I had merely sneezed, I would have died. Well, about four days later, they allowed me, after the operation, after my chest had been opened, and the blade had been taken out, to move around in the wheel chair in the hospital. They allowed me to read some of the mail that came in, and from all over the states and the world, kind letters came in. I read a few, but one of them I will never forget. I had received one from the President and the Vice-President. I’ve forgotten what those telegrams said. I’d received a visit and a letter from the Governor of New York, but I’ve forgotten what that letter said. But there was another letter that came from a little girl, a young girl who was a student at the White Plains High School. And I looked at that letter, and I’ll never forget it. It said simply,

Dear Dr. King,

I am a ninth-grade student at the White Plains High School.”

And she said,

While it should not matter, I would like to mention that I’m a white girl. I read in the paper of your misfortune, and of your suffering. And I read that if you had sneezed, you would have died. And I’m simply writing you to say that I’m so happy that you didn’t sneeze.

And I want to say tonight — I want to say tonight that I too am happy that I didn’t sneeze. Because if I had sneezed, I wouldn’t have been around here in 1960, when students all over the South started sitting-in at lunch counters. And I knew that as they were sitting in, they were really standing up for the best in the American dream, and taking the whole nation back to those great wells of democracy which were dug deep by the Founding Fathers in the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution.

If I had sneezed, I wouldn’t have been around here in 1961, when we decided to take a ride for freedom and ended segregation in inter-state travel.

If I had sneezed, I wouldn’t have been around here in 1962, when Negroes in Albany, Georgia, decided to straighten their backs up. And whenever men and women straighten their backs up, they are going somewhere, because a man can’t ride your back unless it is bent.

If I had sneezed — If I had sneezed I wouldn’t have been here in 1963, when the black people of Birmingham, Alabama, aroused the conscience of this nation, and brought into being the Civil Rights Bill.

If I had sneezed, I wouldn’t have had a chance later that year, in August, to try to tell America about a dream that I had had.

If I had sneezed, I wouldn’t have been down in Selma, Alabama, to see the great Movement there.

If I had sneezed, I wouldn’t have been in Memphis to see a community rally around those brothers and sisters who are suffering.

I’m so happy that I didn’t sneeze.

And they were telling me –. Now, it doesn’t matter, now. It really doesn’t matter what happens now. I left Atlanta this morning, and as we got started on the plane, there were six of us. The pilot said over the public address system, “We are sorry for the delay, but we have Dr. Martin Luther King on the plane. And to be sure that all of the bags were checked, and to be sure that nothing would be wrong with on the plane, we had to check out everything carefully. And we’ve had the plane protected and guarded all night.”

And then I got into Memphis. And some began to say the threats, or talk about the threats that were out. What would happen to me from some of our sick white brothers?

Well, I don’t know what will happen now. We’ve got some difficult days ahead. But it really doesn’t matter with me now, because I’ve been to the mountaintop.

And I don’t mind.

Like anybody, I would like to live a long life. Longevity has its place. But I’m not concerned about that now. I just want to do God’s will. And He’s allowed me to go up to the mountain. And I’ve looked over. And I’ve seen the Promised Land. I may not get there with you. But I want you to know tonight, that we, as a people, will get to the promised land!

And so I’m happy, tonight.

I’m not worried about anything.

I’m not fearing any man!

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord!!

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The Syndicate: Samantha

As the rooster outside her window crowed for the second time, Samantha’s eyes shot open. She quietly slid out of her single bed and stared out of the small window in her cell at Abbaye Notre-Dame de Bonne-Espérance, the Nineteenth century French monastery she had been calling home for the last six weeks. Just like everyone other morning she woke up in this small dorm room, she couldn’t help but wonder what one of these women could’ve possibly done to end up on her radar. “Your job isn’t to understand, Sam,” she reminded herself as she stared at the sun rising over the French countryside, “Your job is simply to execute.” When she wasn’t pretending to be a nun in order to accomplish her mission, Samantha was a member of a clandestine organization she knew simply as The Syndicate. In the six years she had been in their employ since graduating from Columbia with her Master’s Degree in International Affairs, she had become one of The Syndicate’s best agents.

She took a seat on her bed and quickly pulled out the small tablet that another Syndicate agent had managed to smuggle into the monastery the day before. She took a moment and scanned through the information about her assignment. The target’s name was Jeneane Devereaux, although she now went by the name of Sister Mary Elise. “She’s gotta be every bit of sixty years old,” Samantha said to herself as she continued to read. Every bad deed that the elderly Ms. Devereaux had committed in her life scrolled past Samantha’s eyes. When she got to the end of the dossier, there was one note: either dispose of the body or make it look like an accident. Sam returned the tablet to its hiding place under her pillow and pulled out the small leather bag that contained her gear. She strapped her twin push daggers around her left thigh, the holster for her Ruger LCP and matching silencer around her right. “Better to be safe than sorry,” she remarked to herself as she got dressed in her habit then headed out the door.

Sam quietly made her way down the hallway of the monastery dormitory, through the cloister and into the scriptorium. As the other nuns filed in behind her, Sam quickly made her way to her assigned desk. While the others were deeply concentrating on their studies, Samantha quickly scanned the room for her target. “She’s got to be in here,” she said to herself, “Every morning begins in this room.” At that very moment, Sam was approached by Sister Celeste, a kindly older woman in a wheelchair. In what could only be described as flawless French, Sam quietly asked if she could borrow a pencil. A sincere, sweet smile pushed up the corners of the old nun’s face as she nodded and retrieved a pencil from her desk. While Sam pretended to wait, she caught a glimpse of her target out of the corner of her eye. The woman entered the room as meek and quiet as a church mouse and took a seat at her desk. Sam shot a warm smile at Celeste in thanks for the pencil and went about the business of pretending to study her bible.

An hour later, Sam and the rest of the nuns made their way into the small auditorium for the morning fellowship service. As everyone mingled about, Sam scanned the crowd for her target. Alas, she was unable to pick Jeneane Devereaux out of the throng of habits surrounding her. A few minutes later, the nuns formed a single file line and proceeded to the chapel for the morning’s prayer service. Sam took another quick scan of the room before finding her place in line. The procession of nuns quickly shuffled through the cloister and into the chapel in almost dead silence, as most things were done at Abbaye Notre-Dame de Bonne-Espérance. Samantha took a seat in one of the short pews on the left side of the chapel and waited for the abbot to begin the service.

Once the morning’s prayer service had concluded, Samantha and the rest of the nuns once again formed a single file line and proceeded to the refectory to prepare breakfast. As she followed the sister in front of her, an odd feeling came over Sam. Her mind went into overdrive to try and figure out what it was she was feeling. Just as she reached the door to the kitchen, it hit her. The feeling was dread. “No matter what this woman might have done in the past,” Sam said to herself, “She’s obviously trying to turn her life around now.” She walked into the pantry and gathered the ingredients she needed to make biscuits. “Who am I to kill her,” Sam continued, “Unless her being here is just a front.” The timeline of Ms. Devereaux’s atrocities quickly replayed in Sam’s mind. She had just blown up a free clinic in Liberia less than nine months ago. Prior to that, she tried to cause a critical meltdown in Reactor One at the Three Mile Island Nuclear Power Plant. Suddenly, that uneasy feeling was gone. Sam softly shook her head and refocused on the task of making biscuits for breakfast.

Once breakfast was served, Sam quickly scanned the refectory for her target. Just as before, Jeneane was nowhere to be seen. Samantha quietly shuffled back into the kitchen to continue her search. Alas, there was no sign of the woman. Sam slipped out the side door and sprinted through the cloister towards the dorm. That’s when she caught a glimpse of Ms. Devereaux exiting the courtyard. Samantha stealthily followed her out of the courtyard and to the small barn known as the House of Biscay. Before entering into the building, Sam reached under her habit, pulled out the Ruger strapped to her right thigh and attached the silencer. Like a cat stalking its prey, Sam sneakily crept through the large wooden door. Just as she did, something in the air caught a glimmer of sunlight. Before she could fully process what it could be, Sam’s instincts and training kicked in as she expertly ducked.

Sam looked back to see a small throwing knife stuck in the frame of the door behind her. “And that confirms my suspicions about you, my dear,” Jeneane said as she removed her veil and coif. Her shoulder length, salt-and-pepper hair fell down and perfectly framed her slender, alabaster face. “So who has sent you here to find me,” she continued, her French accent almost made her English unbearable, “You can’t be from Direction Générale de la Sécurité Intérieure; they don’t employ votre genre.” Sam stood back up and slid her hands inside her sleeves as Madame Devereaux’s insult slammed into her ears. “By my kind, do you mean black people or women,” she retorted. Jeneane chuckled. “So the chienne noire does speak French,” she replied, her tone dripping with conceit, “Well that only leaves us two choices: you’re either MI6 or CIA.” Sam remembered what the dossier said, so she started to inch closer. “Don’t move another centimeter, my dear,” Jeneane said as she retrieved another dagger from the sheath on her waist, “I would hate for one of the good sisters here to have to clean up your blood.” Sam stopped in her tracks. “So which one is it,” Jeneane inquired, “I’d like to know if I need to book a flight to London or Virginia.” In one smooth motion, Sam pulled the pistol out of her sleeve and fired a single shot that penetrated Jeneane’s frontal lobe right between her eyebrows. “God bless America,” she replied in a deadpan tone.

Samantha hurriedly made her way back towards the kitchen. By now, the nuns would be wrapping up breakfast and her absence would be noticed. As she scurried along, she couldn’t help but shake her head at what just happened. “How the hell did she know who I was,” she asked herself over and over again. Yet no matter how many times she repeated the query, no answer revealed itself. She returned to the refectory just in time to help clean up. Sam made quick work of her domestic duties in the kitchen then sped off to her room. Once she was alone in her small cell, Sam quickly took off her habit then grabbed her bag from underneath the bed. She removed the daggers from her left thigh and the small pistol from her right and placed them in her bag. She retrieved the tablet from under her pillow and opened up the secure messaging app. Her nimble fingers expeditiously typed the message she wanted to convey. After hitting send, she sat there and anxiously awaited a reply.

More than an hour passed before the small tablet vibrated to notify Sam that she had a message. She quickly opened the messaging app and read the reply. Her superiors at The Syndicate had no idea how Sam’s cover could have been potentially blown, but they reassured her that they would send in a cleaning squad to dispose of the body and any evidence. She was also advised to leave the convent as soon as possible. Sam stashed the tablet back under her pillow and went about carrying out her daily duties. Throughout the day, something just didn’t sit right with Sam. She was almost positive she hadn’t done anything over the last six weeks that would’ve given away her true identity. “If I had, Jeneane would’ve acted sooner, right?” she thought over and over to herself as swept the refectory after lunch.

After dinner, Sam quickly made her way to her dorm room to retrieve her bag. Once she had it, she quietly headed back to the House of Biscay. She slowly pulled open the heavy wooden door as she looked around to make sure no one had followed her. Once inside, she scanned the room for any trace of her encounter with Madame Devereaux. As expected, you couldn’t tell anyone had been in there, let alone died. Sam stuck her head out the door and quickly scanned the area one more time. Once she was satisfied that she was in the clear, she stripped out of her habit then reached into her bag for her clothes. Once she was dressed, she slipped her arms through the straps of the duffle bag and crept back out the door. After surveying the area one more time, Sam darted across the large field adjacent to the House of Biscay and disappeared into the tree line.

A few days later, after making her way from one countryside village to the next in an effort to cover her tracks, Sam woke up in the penthouse suite at the Four Seasons in Paris. Although she was wide awake and could hear the hotel room’s telephone ringing, Sam refused to budge from her underneath the Egyptian cotton sheets on the plush king-sized bed. “This is the first time in almost 2 months that I’ve been able to sleep in a real bed,” she thought to herself, “And I plan on enjoying every second of it.” Her flight back to the United States wasn’t scheduled to leave for another 2 days, so Sam saw this time as a mini-vacation of sorts. The first one she had had since being recruited by Ms. Stone on graduation day. Eventually, the phone stopped ringing but Samantha was unable to go back to sleep. She sat up in the middle of the bed and stared out the sliding glass door at the Parisian skyline. After a few moments, she scrambled out the bed and made her way into the marble bathroom.

After a nice, long bath, Sam wrapped herself in one of the oversized terry cloth bath towels and walked out onto the terrace. The view from the penthouse was breathtaking. As she leaned against the railing, staring at the Eiffel Tower off in the distance, Sam began to imagine what her life could’ve been like if she hadn’t gone to work for The Syndicate. She fantasized about a home in the suburbs with a husband and kids, family vacations, romantic getaways and being passionately kissed by her imaginary love in the middle of the City of Light. Those daydreams were quickly chased away by the sound of the hotel room’s telephone ringing again, dragging her back to reality. Begrudgingly, Sam walked back into the hotel suite and answered the call. The sophisticated voice of an older British woman greeted her. “How did things go in Échourgnac, my dear?” Sam let out a heavy sigh before answering the question posed by her boss, Judith Stone.

Once the debriefing was done, Sam hung up the phone and made her way back to the bedroom. But before she could climb into the king-sized bed, there was a knock at the door. “I can’t win for losing,” Sam groaned. She reached into her duffle bag and grabbed a pair of yoga pants and a tank top. As she got dressed, the knocking at the door grew louder. “Just a minute,” she screamed. Once she was clothed, Sam half-jogged towards the door to the penthouse suite. But before she could get there, the door exploded in a hail of automatic gunfire. Without taking time to process what was happening, Sam’s training and instincts kicked in. She deftly dropped to the ground and rolled back in the direction she had come from. She retrieved her daggers and Ruger from the duffle bag at the foot of the bed, then quickly crawled underneath the bed. She quietly watched as 2 large men dressed in black walked through the room, obviously looking for her.

One of the thugs walked through the hotel suite while the other stood in the doorway of the bedroom. Sam waited until she could barely hear the first man’s footsteps, then fired two shots that tore through his accomplice’s right shin. The man slammed into the floor with a deafening thud and let out a bloodcurdling scream. In that moment, he and Sam made eye contact. But before he could alert his comrade of her location, she fired another shot that found its home in her target’s left eye socket.

The first man sprinted back to the bedroom to find his partner lying in a growing pool of his own blood. He frantically looked around the room for Sam to no avail. From her hiding place, Sam held her breath and prayed he didn’t think to look under the bed. Instead, he reloaded the AR-15 in his hands and unloaded the magazine into the king-sized bed in front of him. Luckily, the pillowtop mattress was thick enough to stop the bullets from tearing through Sam underneath. As the man fumbled to reload the assault rifle again, Sam mustered every ounce of strength in her slender frame to flip the bed in the thug’s direction. The flying furniture distracted the man just enough for Sam to land a swift low kick to his left knee that turned his legs into jelly and sent him crashing to the floor. As he slowly made his way back onto his feet, the man let out a chuckle. “I was hoping you would put up a fight,” his heavy French accent was almost unbearable. Just as the man was about to stand up, his right hand viciously connected with Sam’s midsection and quickly tuned her lungs into deflated balloons.

As Sam staggered back from the haymaker to the gut, the man wrapped one of his giant hands around her neck and threw her across the room like a rag doll. Still dazed and trying to catch her breath, Sam scrambled to get back on her feet. “No time to rest,” she said to herself. The thug charged at her like a raging bull. As soon as he was within reach, he wrapped his massive arms around Sam and slammed her into the wall behind her. Once again, the oxygen in her lungs raced out her body as she meekly tried to fight her way out of his crushing bear hug. After what felt like an eternity, he let her go and she crumbled at his feet. He stood over, an air of confidence beamed across his face. Sam knelt below him, nearly lifeless, gasping for a breath. He went to deliver a devastating kick to her rib cage. But before he could connect, Sam grabbed a large shard of the broken glass beneath her and rammed it into the apex of his thighs. The makeshift blade ripped through his perineum, causing the thug to let out a high pitched scream as he collapsed to the floor. As he laid there, bleeding and writhing in pain, Sam retrieved her Ruger from the other side of the room. Her assailant looked up at her from his place on the floor. They made eye contact and he silently begged for his life. Sam fired one shot into his forehead and two into his chest.

Sam quickly refocused on her surroundings. Obviously, someone in the hotel had heard the gunfire and alerted the police by now. She hastily gathered her belongings and headed for the door. Before she exited the room, she peeked her head out into the hallway. Two groups of police officers were approaching from either end of the hallway. Sam darted back into through the room, towards the balcony. She frantically looked around as she tried to devise an escape route. Without thinking, she climbed over the railing and shuffled along the ledge to next room. She peeked through the window and saw an officer searching for something. Sam made her way back to the balcony and gently lowered herself to the floor below. Luckily, that room was unoccupied.

Sam pulled her Ruger out of its holster and used the handle to break the window. As she climbed through, her cell phone rang. She retrieved the iPhone from her bag and answered the call. A muffled voice said, “Your employer has burned you. Get out of the country now!” Before she could reply, the stranger hung up. Being burned is the worst thing that can happen to someone in Sam’s profession, and she never in a million years would suspect her bosses of casting her away in such a manner. A sudden rush of emotion crashed down on Sam’s slender frame and sent her to the floor in a hurry. As she laid there in the fetal position, Sam’s subconscious couldn’t help but torture her with thoughts of all that she gave up for this life of international espionage. The more she thought about her sacrifices, the deeper she sank into the proverbial pit of despair. After what felt like hours, Sam regained her composure. “This is no time to feel sorry for yourself,” she mumbled as she clamored back to her feet.

After taking a quick mental and physical inventory, Sam sneaked over to the hotel room’s door. She pressed her ear to it and intently listened for any sounds of traffic in the hallway. Once she was convinced there was no movement on the other side of the door, she cracked it open and peered out into the hallway. It was completely empty, except for the police officer standing by the elevator. Sam took a moment to weigh her options. She could try to sneak past the officer or she could subdue him. “Just make sure you don’t do any real damage,” she reminded herself as she exited the room and approached the elevator bank.

Just as she was about to push the elevator call button, the officer stopped her. He quickly rattled off a handful of instructions in French. And while Sam understood every word he said perfectly, she did her best to pretend that she had no idea what he was saying. Her rouse clearly worked because a look of complete exasperation came across the cop’s face. He let out a heavy sigh that said exactly how he felt about tourists that didn’t speak his native tongue. “You shouldn’t be here, mademoiselle,” he said slowly and loudly. Sam took the insult to her intelligence with a grain of salt. The officer ushered her towards the stairwell and Sam purposely butchered saying thank you in return.

Sam quickly made her way down to the ground floor. Before stepping out into the lobby, she poked her head out and surveyed the area. As expected, the main lobby was filled with officers in either full riot gear or bulletproof vests. Sam scanned the room further and noticed that a couple of men in plain black suits were conferring with whom she suspected was the officer in charge. “Shit! The Company is here,” she exclaimed under her breath. At that moment, Sam remembered a side exit to the lobby. She quickly averted her eyes in its direction and noticed that it was unguarded. Without making a sound, she smoothly crept across the lobby to the side door and disappeared into the busy Paris streets.

The smooth motion of the freighter pulling into dock gently woke Sam up. She had spent the last few days stowed away in a storage container with the belongings of a Saudi prince. She climbed out of the driver’s seat of the Bugatti Veyron Super Sport she had been using as a bed and snuck over to the container’s massive steel doors. With her ear pressed to the door, she could faintly hear a conversation between two members of the boat’s crew.

After a few moments, the conversation faded which led Sam to believe they walked off. She took a moment to gather her thoughts and belongings. That’s when she heard a knock on the door. Without thinking, Sam drew her Ruger from its holster and chambered the first round. “No need to be alarmed, my dear,” a swarmy British accent said from the other side, “If I wanted you dead, I wouldn’t have fed you during our journey.” Sam let out a sigh of relief and put the semi-automatic pistol back in its rightful place. The container door swung open and a tall, slim man dressed in all denim entered. Sam quickly ran to him and they embraced. “How in the bloody hell did you get yourself into such a mess?” he asked. Sam meekly shrugged as she tried to find the answer to Johnathan Stone, the older brother of her employer’s question. She told him everything she thought was important about her mission in France, she even told him about the phone call she received after the shootout in her hotel room. “That’s ridiculous,” he scoffed, “Judith absolutely adores you!”

Sam wasn’t sure what to believe. In her time with The Syndicate, her and Judith had become extremely close. But how else could her mission have gone so sideways so fast? That random, anonymous phone call kept replaying in Sam’s head, torturing her subconscious into near submission. She tried her best to shake free of it, refocus on the task at hand. Johnathan poked his head out of the container to see if the coast was clear. Once he was sure they were alone, he and Sam sneaked out of the container and headed towards the crew quarters. He directed her into an empty cabin and told her to wait for him. A few moments later, he returned with a change of clothes: a pair of jeans, a heavy denim shirt, a black baseball cap and a bright orange puffy vest. Sam quickly pulled her hair back into a ponytail before getting dressed. “I wasn’t sure what size shoe you wore my dear, but I borrowed these from smallest man on my crew.” He handed her a pair of well-worn Timberland boots. She sat down on the bunk and slid her feet into the boots. “They’ll do,” she replied, hopping to her feet. They made their way topside before blending in with the rest of the crew as the disembarked from the freighter. Once their feet were on solid ground, Sam and Johnathan briskly walked down a narrow alleyway in between warehouses. “This is the end of the line for me, my dear,” Johnathan sighed as they reached the exit gate for the shipyard. “I do hope you get all this unfortunate business sorted out.” They hugged one more time and parted ways.

It was easy for Sam to blend in with the Brooklyn foot traffic in guise as a merchant seaman. But for some reason, she still felt uneasy. Like it was too easy. She told herself that the feeling was just paranoia and chalked it up to her nerves being on edge after the events in Paris. Still, she pulled the baseball cap a little further down over her face as she made her way towards Marcy Houses. “If anybody can help me figure out my next move, it’s Larry,” she told herself as she kept walking. When she arrived at the masssive housing complex, a sense of ease washed over Sam. She knew there was no way that the trouble she was in could find her here. And if it did, she’d be more than ready. She entered into the building that her cousin Larry lived in and quickly made her way up to the fifth floor. Before she could even knock on the door to his apartment, it swung open.

“Ah my dear, I was hoping you’d show up here,” hissed Jean-Claude Devereaux from his seat on the couch, “Please come in.” A large thug dressed in all black snatched Sam into the apartment and planted her in a chair. Sam quickly surveyed the apartment. “Looking for someone? I hope he’s not someone of importance to you.” The venom in his words was almost too much for Sam. She gritted her teeth as she tried to contemplate her next move. “Don’t worry my dear, your cousin is alive and well,” Jean-Claude continued as one of his henchmen shoved Larry into the room, “How long he stays that way is completely up to you.” Through clenched teeth, Sam asked the Frenchman what he wanted. He replied with one word: renseignements. “Information about what,” she asked. He pulled out a picture of Jeneane Devereaux and and placed it on the coffee table in front of her. “How did my beloved sister come to meet her maker at the hands of a… woman like you?” The implied insult landed with all the subtlety of a Mike Tyson uppercut. “It wasn’t personal,” Sam replied, “I was just doing my job.”

Jean-Claude closed his eyes and ran his fingers through his short, silver hair. “And who exactly is your employer?” Sam let out a heavy sigh. It was becoming evident to her that there was no way she or Larry were gonna make it out of this situation in one piece. Their only hope was if she could buy a little time, hopefully get Jean-Claude and his men focused on something besides killing her. “My employer would really hate for me to blow such a well cultivated NOC on the account of a target’s brother asking.” Jean-Claude became visibly enraged. “Those connards pompeux in Langley will pay for their transgressions!”

He hopped up from his seat on the couch and paced around the apartment. He made his way over to Larry and delivered a vicious knee to the the unsuspecting man’s stomach. Larry doubled over in pain as Jean-Claude reached back and landed a stinging elbow to the back of his head that sent Larry crashing to the floor. “Don’t worry my dear, your cousin is going to live to see another day.” He retrieved a pistol from inside his jacket. “The same can’t be said for you though,” he continued as he pointed the gun at her. Sam closed her eyes and braced herself for the shot. Instead, she felt a piece of fabric slip over her face. “Let’s take a trip to Virginia first.”

One of Devereaux’s goons snatched Sam out of her seat and shoved her back out into the hallway. Just then, a group of Larry’s friends came walking down the hallway. “Yo my nigga, what the fuck is going on?!” Devereaux’s thugs didn’t know how to respond, they just shook their heads. “Why the fuck y’all coming out my man’s apartment?! Why y’all got a bag on her head?!” One of the henchmen started to raise the sub-machine gun under his arm, but Larry’s friends beat him to the punch. “Real talk, you crackers better get the fuck outta here now!” Jean-Claude stepped into the hallway to try to de-escalate the situation. “Gentlemen, if you’d be so kind, me and my associates will make our exit with our friend here,” he said as he grabbed Sam by the arm. “Nah B, she’s staying here. Y’all get the fuck out.” Jean-Claude paused for a moment, calculating the odds of making it out of the housing project in tact if he tried to force the issue. “As you wish,” he acquiesced and nodded for his men to leave Sam behind. “The guns too, bitch. We ain’t stupid.” Jean-Claude gave another nod and his men handed over their weapons. Then they quickly made their way down the hall and out of the building. “Craig, you and Jay go make sure them crackers don’t get lost in Marcy.” The two nodded and went in the same direction as Devereaux and his men. Sam snatched the black hood off of her head and found herself staring into the face of Rahsaan, her high school sweetheart. “I thought that was you,” he said, “I can spot you from a mile away.” They embraced each other for what felt like an eternity.

My Ambitionz Az a Writah

Wow. It feels like forever since I wrote in this blog. Maybe it’s because it has been forever. And for that, I’m truly sorry. Life has been as hectic as it can be. But I’m not complaining, I wouldn’t trade it for the world.

As some of you may know, my first novel was recently released. To say that I’m excited would be a bit of an understatement. The amount of love that people have shown my book seems unreal. When I set out to start writing it, it was purely for my own peace of mind. I had issues I needed to deal with and the only way I really knew how to get them out was to write. I never intended for it to see the light of day, let alone be listed for sale on Amazon. But here I am, 2 years after typing those first words, a publisher author. But accomplishing the incredible feat of getting published raises a question: what’s next?

Well, first and foremost, I have to finish the story I started with Torn. From the reactions I’ve gotten in on Facebook and the reviews left on Amazon, my life might be in danger if I don’t. After that? Well, the sky’s the limit. I know that sounds cliche’, but it’s the truth. I don’t think there’s any story in this world I can’t tell. The fun part is going to be finding the next one that I WANT to tell. I don’t want to confine myself to anybody else’s definition of me. So, for now, I’ll stay in the lane I’m in. But sometime in the near future, that’s going to change.

I also need to be on the lookout for the next big challenge. I’ve tried my hand at poetry, songwriting, short stories and now, novels. What’s left? A friend suggested screenplays. We’ll see.

That’s all I have for today. I know I don’t say this enough, but I appreciate you taking time out of your day to read my rantings. Until next time, peace and love.

Oh, and if you haven’t had a chance to check out my book, you can download it for the Kindle here: http://www.amazon.com/TORN-Confessions-Selfish-M-Bradley-ebook/dp/B016MZPT52/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1445549712&sr=8-1&keywords=torn+confessions+of+a+selfish+lover

Fox’s ‘Minority Report’ Gave The Washington Redskins A Hilarious New Name

Fox’s drama “Minority Report” renamed the Washington Redskins to the Washington Redclouds.

Source: Fox’s ‘Minority Report’ Gave The Washington Redskins A Hilarious New Name

Can’t Love What I Don’t Trust 2 [Excerpt] by Khara Campbell

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Cantlove2Just when Cassandra thought perhaps she was getting her life on track, she’s faced with an unwanted pregnancy, by a man she doesn’t love and who doesn’t love her back.

It seems history is repeating itself for Marco as well – a second woman pregnant from a one night stand? He wants to do the right thing but Cassandra refuses to be just his obligation. She’d been there, done that and didn’t want a repeat. Besides, there was still Damian.

And then when doubt creeps in – trust is on the line. Is the baby even his?
Excerpt:

The day that Cassandra had been working hard toward for years had finally arrived. It was her graduation day, she would receive her Bachelor’s Degree in Business Administration. She was ecstatic. All the hard work: late hours studying, traveling back and forth to classes around her work schedule, tuition payments and paying extra…

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Happy FATHER’S Day! (As in, the Day We Set Aside to Celebrate FATHERS)

Like we always do at this time… I’d like to wish a very Happy Father’s Day to all the fathers, stepfathers, godfathers and especially those men that have taken it upon themselves to step up and be a positive role model in the life of a young person. The job you do in the lives of our youth is a thankless one, but know that your contribution is appreciated! For those men that have fathered children yet play no role in their lives, look at today as a sort of call to arms. No child deserves to be without the love and support of both of their parents. And no matter how hard another might try, no one can replace you in the eyes of your kid. So despite whatever relationship you might have with the mother, go be there for your seed. Help mold them into the kind of man or woman that this world can look up to.

Let me also take this moment to wish my father a very Happy Father’s Day. It’s been almost 8 years (wow, time really flies) since you were called home, but I still feel your presence as if I just saw you yesterday. I miss you more than any amount of words, written or otherwise, could ever express. I love you with the full capacity of my heart and to deepest depths of my soul. I wish you were here for me to say these words to you in person, but I know you can hear me. I love you daddy and I miss you so much.

Now that I’ve gotten all of the pleasantness out of the way, let me say something that some of y’all are not gonna like. You might want to cuss me out, but frankly I don’t give a damn. I don’t like having to say the SAME THING EVERY YEAR. Today is FATHER’S DAY! It is not Single Mother’s Day, Baby Mama’s Day or Bitter B**** with Kid’s Day. If you are one of these three things (a single mother, a baby mama or a bitter b**** with kids), kindly keep your dick holster closed until tomorrow. Stay your ass off of all social media sites for the day. We don’t need your negativity stinking up the place. No matter what you do in your child’s life, you’re not a father. Don’t nobody wanna hear that “I play both roles” bullshit! It’s a shame that you have to do more in the life/lives of your kid(s) than you should. But, you don’t play both roles! You only play the role of a mother! That’s it! Let if f***ing go. No one wants to hear you complain about the lazy, good for nothing guy you CHOSE to have kids by. True, you deserve to be commended for ensuring that your kids are taken care of. But that’s what MOTHER’S DAY is for. Tomorrow is for the celebration of men that do their part (in some cases more than) to provide and raise their (and in some cases, other peoples) kids. Today is not for you to beat the Bitter B**** Drum about your trifling ass baby daddy. Because, at the end of the day, you CHOSE to lay down with him. So if he ain’t shit, what does that really say about your ability to make decisions? If your kids don’t have a father for you to celebrate, celebrate your own damn daddy or a man that you know is doing what he’s supposed to do. If you can’t do that, once again, keep your f***ing dick holster shut!

I’m sorry I had to be so ugly, but it had to be said. And apparently, it has to be said every year.

2014 in review

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Here’s an excerpt:

A New York City subway train holds 1,200 people. This blog was viewed about 5,700 times in 2014. If it were a NYC subway train, it would take about 5 trips to carry that many people.

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Fatty Got Back….and boobs…and thighs

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Yes, I know this will upset some. Tough shit! No-one is forcing you to read it. And if they are somehow, use your safe word and walk away!

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My fiancee hates when I refer to myself as fat. He gets upset and says, “Baby, you are THICK”. But whatever term you want to use, us BIGGER folks aren’t daft….we are aware of reality. We are fat!! And its ok to embrace that self awareness.

So, I’m not going to be politically correct here….am I ever?! If you are offended by the term ‘fatty’ then you aren’t ready for this article anyhow. If you choose to read on and get offended, please don’t come crying to me! I will just hand you a mirror and a cookie and wait for you to mature.

I’ve often said there are two societal prejudices that are too often exercised and accepted….fat shaming and ridiculing…

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