Four Letters, One Emotion

Four letters, one emotion, infinite power

Power to make mountains out of mole hills, make heroes out of cowards

They say Red Bull gives you wings but I tend to disagree

If you have love in your life, you’ll truly be set free

We pay homage to bullshit, perpetrate like it matters

But when you recognize what’s real, all illusions will shatter

This doesn’t solely to infatuation, but love of any type

Like the love one has for their family or how I love to write

Four letters, one emotion, the strongest of them all

Can bring a giant to his knees, make the strongest man fall

Love’s a four letter word like shit and fuck

But its the driving force in our lives, far ahead of luck

Because life can be empty without that four letter word

It’s absence can make you drop like a stone, it’s presence can make you fly like a bird

F*** You

You know what, f*** you

F*** you from the bottom of my heart

F*** you sideways, backwards and upside down

F*** you, f*** your couch, f*** your life

F*** your feelings, f*** your opinion, f*** your authority

F*** you and that bulls*** you be talking

F*** you, you half-dead motherf***er

You think you know but f*** you, you have no idea

I’m like rubber, you’e like glue, whatever you say bounces off me so f*** you

F*** you, f*** you and f*** you, who’s next

I don’t know what the f*** you talking about so f*** you

Every time I see you, all I wanna say is “F*** you”

I feel like fireballs should be coming out my hands when I scream, “F*** YOU!”

All I’m serving is f*** you with a side of kiss my a**

So f*** you, f*** you, f*** you, you’re cool and f*** you

I’m out

Fuck the World

Fuck the world, I must be cursed

I’m having visions of leaving here in a hearse

Or living in a jail cell, to me its al the same hell

Everyone is looking at like I was born to fail

I know y’al hate me, I can’t stand your ass too

What do you know about the shit I go through

Can’t go out in public without catching mean mugs

Cops following me around like I’m some kind of thug

I couldn’t be a thug if you gave me a handbook

I sip lattes and write verses in comp notebooks

I rock argyle sweaters, fitted Tees and Dunk SBs

So you’re telling me that’s what the hood’s wearing

Come on now, you gotta be joking

Or maybe its that shit you smoking

Now jobs are scarce and money is getting low

Sometimes I feel like I can’t do this no more

On me the world keeps shitting, my name should be Toilet Bowl

Feel like I’m playing limbo, y’all wanna see how low I’ll go

That’s why I’m screaming “Fuck the world” because the world’s trying to fuck me

You want me six feet under but I ain’t going that easy

Exiled

My third eye is black and blue from battling you

And everybody wonders why I act so rude

Please understand that is just my attitude

I’m focused on trying to change my financial altitude

But it feels like I’m exiled, gotta get my mind right

Wanna see the sunrise, I’m tired of this endless night

Trapped in the Matrix, don’t know which way to go

Looking ‘round for Morpheus, guess that makes me Neo

Even though I know I’m no hero

Just a man with no plan, trying to avoid evil

Wrong turns and pitfalls, I pray I’ll get past them all

The rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated

So I take time to thank God because I’m gonna make it

Ego Trippin’ and You Know the Reason Why (Yeah, I Rewrote Nikki Giovanni. Sue Me…)

My mom gave birth to me in a tornado

My familial features inspired the Sphinx

I’m so fly, that when I walk in a room

Even the brightest star must bow

Yeah, I’m that bad

I sit on a throne and drink sweet nectar with Allah

When I’m hot, I start ice ages

I use monsoons to quench my thirst

My first love was Nefertiti

The tears she shed over our breakup formed the Nile

I am the original man

My piercing gaze burned down a forest and made the Sahara Desert

With a two-piece from Popeye’s and a bottle of Vitamin Water

I crossed it in under an hour

Like a gazelle, I’m so swift

I move too quick for you to see me

For a birthday present when I turned three

My mother gave me an elephant

I gave her Rome for Mother’s Day

Through me, her strength flows on

My brother Noah built an ark and I stood proudly at the helm

As we sailed on a soft summer’s day

I looked at my reflection on the water and saw Jesus

That’s why men intome my loving name and offer me all praises

For I am the one that saves

I grow diamonds in my backyard

Right next to the platinum

The trimmings from my beard are semi-precious jewels

On a trip up north, I caught a nasty flu

My runny nose gave oil to the world

I’m so fly, even my errors are correct

I flew east to head west and bless the world as I went

It’s that my fingerprints left gold on at least five continents

I’m so perfect, so divine, unbelievable yet so real

I can’t be comprehended without my expressed permission

Like I said, I’m fly

Just call me “Bird in the Sky”

Despicable Me (Inspired By Real Life and the Movie)

Despicable, my rhyme style is inexplicable

My purpose is to make you posers miserable

Lyrical assassin, fire more shots than Neo

And all opposers, in my crosshairs is where they go

Diabolical, killer like Kutcher and Heigl

Its undeniable, my criminal mind’s unrivaled

I’m in the villain hall of fame, the greatest of all time

My heists are so great, I even stole this rhyme

So ruthless, like Boston without George Herman

With the rest of the world, I’m never conformin’

Be careful, my minions are in the millions

Just got started and I’m already worth billions

Lunar thief, the scourge of the galaxy

To sum up in two words, I’m despicably me

Dear John

Dear John,

I know you have no idea who I am

Let me introduce myself

Won’t tell you my name, just know that I’m the other man

I can be any man

Your best friend, your worst enemy, even your brother man

What I’m doing is wrong but look at it on the other hand

She has me on the side to do things you never can

And it’s not just sex man, we hang out, go shopping together 

We talk about everything, y’all only discuss the weather

So I’m writing this letter to ask you to just let her go

She needs to move from you so that our live can grow 

And I know you’re gonna feel some kinda way about that

So I’m waiting in anticipation for your response back

Signed,

Your Replacement 

Dear Future Wife

Dear Future Wife,

Although I’m sure you’re more than aware of what I’m about to say, I felt I should put it in writing for you anyway

As a writer, nothing in my life is deemed out of bounds when it comes to material

So be prepared for the possibility of every aspect of our life together to be immortalized in print

I don’t do this to be messy or tell our business, but I draw inspiration from the things I love

I promise to never let the pressures of the outside world affect what goes on in our home

As long as we’re together, nothing else matters

You are my sanctuary

I promise to be your comforter, helping hand, bodyguard, best friend and psychiatrist for as long as we’re together

I vow that I’ll do everything in my power to ensure you and our children don’t want for anything

Crush

I haven’t figured out why yet, but I, um, kinda sorta like you

Although there’s at least a million reasons why that ain’t what I wanna do

Like I’m way too old for my heart to be playing this foolish game

I know I’m not your type, you think I’m some kind of fucking lame

And I’m not looking for love, having fun is all I wanna do

Plus you’re not the kind of woman that’s known to catch my eye, boo

I can’t help it though, I’m like a moth drawn to your flame

But I’m scared to get burned so out my mouth these haven’t came

Broom Jumpin’

Wow

Here we stand

Not just woman and man

But survivors of the great test

Me in a tux, you in a white dress

A preacher, our families, and a handful of guests

At the altar is how we’ll finish this quest

An exchange of rings, the reading of vows

These are the ways we profess our love now

Let’s hold hands and leap towards the heavens above

And now we’re the masters of the true power of love