Despicable Me (Inspired By Real Life and the Movie)

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Despicable, my rhyme style is inexplicable

My purpose is to make you posers miserable

Lyrical assassin, fire more shots than Neo

And all opposers, in my crosshairs is where they go

Diabolical, killer like Kutcher and Heigl

Its undeniable, my criminal mind’s unrivaled

I’m in the villain hall of fame, the greatest of all time

My heists are so great, I even stole this rhyme

So ruthless, like Boston without George Herman

With the rest of the world, I’m never conformin’

Be careful, my minions are in the millions

Just got started and I’m already worth billions

Lunar thief, the scourge of the galaxy

To sum up in two words, I’m despicably me

Dear John

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Dear John,

I know you have no idea who I am

Let me introduce myself

Won’t tell you my name, just know that I’m the other man

I can be any man

Your best friend, your worst enemy, even your brother man

What I’m doing is wrong but look at it on the other hand

She has me on the side to do things you never can

And it’s not just sex man, we hang out, go shopping together 

We talk about everything, y’all only discuss the weather

So I’m writing this letter to ask you to just let her go

She needs to move from you so that our live can grow 

And I know you’re gonna feel some kinda way about that

So I’m waiting in anticipation for your response back

Signed,

Your Replacement 

Dear Future Wife

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Dear Future Wife,

Although I’m sure you’re more than aware of what I’m about to say, I felt I should put it in writing for you anyway

As a writer, nothing in my life is deemed out of bounds when it comes to material

So be prepared for the possibility of every aspect of our life together to be immortalized in print

I don’t do this to be messy or tell our business, but I draw inspiration from the things I love

I promise to never let the pressures of the outside world affect what goes on in our home

As long as we’re together, nothing else matters

You are my sanctuary

I promise to be your comforter, helping hand, bodyguard, best friend and psychiatrist for as long as we’re together

I vow that I’ll do everything in my power to ensure you and our children don’t want for anything

Crush

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I haven’t figured out why yet, but I, um, kinda sorta like you

Although there’s at least a million reasons why that ain’t what I wanna do

Like I’m way too old for my heart to be playing this foolish game

I know I’m not your type, you think I’m some kind of fucking lame

And I’m not looking for love, having fun is all I wanna do

Plus you’re not the kind of woman that’s known to catch my eye, boo

I can’t help it though, I’m like a moth drawn to your flame

But I’m scared to get burned so out my mouth these haven’t came

Broom Jumpin’

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Wow

Here we stand

Not just woman and man

But survivors of the great test

Me in a tux, you in a white dress

A preacher, our families, and a handful of guests

At the altar is how we’ll finish this quest

An exchange of rings, the reading of vows

These are the ways we profess our love now

Let’s hold hands and leap towards the heavens above

And now we’re the masters of the true power of love

Aphrodite

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From heaven she was cast

My angel, my light

The Goddess Aphrodite, sent to Earth to illuminate my path and provide warmth to my spirit

She came to me on a midsummer’s breeze

And delighted me with her beauty

I went to sleep with her essence on my lips and she danced her way through my dreams

When I had awoke, she had taken off with my heart and left my soul wanting more

So here I am, my heart in her hands

My body and soul, willing followers of her every whim

I call her my pied piper

But she doesn’t lead me to destruction

Our destination is filled seduction, eroticism, and love

My cherie amour, you’re not the first woman that I’ve adored

But I want you to be the last

And when you click the heels of your ruby slippers

I hope you say there’s no place like me

Our love is your home, in my two arms you find shelter

And we shall ascend to the seventh level of our Father’s house

To live for eternity as man and wife

The Goddess Aphrodite and me

A Simple Rhyme

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This is a simple rhyme

This is a simple rhyme for simple minds

This is a simple rhyme for simple minds, struggling in these complicated times

When I say simple, I don’t mean slow or dumb

You’re straightforward

You know where you’re going and where you came from

But the world today is all topsy-turvy

The line between right and wrong is suddenly blurry

This is a simple rhyme

This is a simple rhyme for cluttered minds

This is a simple rhyme for cluttered minds to remind them of simpler times

Back in the day when we were young we used to have mad fun

Play fights, freeze tag and shootouts with water guns

But times have changed and kids today look a little strange

They’re willing to do anything just to get a piece of change

So how do we get back to these simpler ways

Because this path will lead us to the end of days

A Letter…

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Dear (Fill Your Name in Here),

As I stand here preparing myself to walk through 30’s door

I decided to make a list of things I would rewind time for

So here goes nothing…

I miss real music, I hate all this buffoonery

We need to change the game up, get way from al this coonery

I miss my real friends; past, present, and the ones to come

You’ve been there through it all so you know where I’m coming from

I miss love, the kind of love that leads to “I do”

It’s been absent for a while, but I think I found it a time or two

I really miss my smile, it feels like its been gone forever

I’m amazed that I continue to survive the stormy weather

I miss my cousin Shaun, we were always around each other

He was my little brother fore I had a little brother

I miss my boy Lil Phil, we was always wildin’ out

He had me rapping about tattoos before I had one to write about

I miss Princess Dyana and I miss her in a major way

She’s the only person alive that could check me on my birthday

There are certain times when I miss a certain city

I guess STL remains embedded in my left titty

But most of all, I really miss him

If you know me, you know who I’m referring to

He’s the only one I know I can talk to about what I’m going through

I’ll end this letter now because the tears are coming fast and hard

No elaborate goodbyes, just know you’re forever in my heart

Sincerely Yours,

You Know Who

PS:

I know my rhyme pattern is all over the place in this piece. That’s because its pure emotion. I just wanted to let the people that are and have been in my life know how much they mean and have meant to me. I love, have loved, or have the possibility to love each and every one of you. In your own way, you’ve helped to make me the man I am today and the man I will become in the future. Peace and love

A Letter to the LADIES

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Hey LADIES,

How you doing

I know the going is getting rough and you gotta be strong through it

But if you want me to be a little more respectful

Let’s meet in the middle

That means y‘all need to soften your attitude just a little

The future of our society depends on you and I

Leaving it to these fools is like committing genocide

Because people with common sense are disappearing

And no one out there seems to be really caring

So let’s do our part to make the world a better place

And have a baby to ensure the future of the human race

Now I’m not trying to run game on you

So I’ll end this note and bid you adieu

Sincerely Yours,

A Real Man

PS:

Please pay attention to the title. Notice the word “ladies” is in all capital letters? That’s because this was written especially for LADIES, not just women. I like women, I love LADIES. If you’re not sure what the difference is, that means me and this poem are not meant for you. Peace and love

A Letter to My Unborn Child

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Dear Baby Girl or Baby Boy,

I’m writing this to tell you that you’ve filled my life with joy

Before you came along, I really thought I had it all

Was quick to hit the club or blow money in the mall

But now, when I’m in the mall, I see all the things I wanna get you

I love you more than life and I haven’t even met you

I spend my free time with my head on your mommy’s tummy

So now you know that the strange voice you’re hearing is only me

And I don’t care whether you are a boy or a girl

Just know that you’re my favorite person in the world

Love Always,

Your Dad