Mother Knows Best

She heard her mom yelling at her to get up for school.

“Emily Jane Carter! You’re going to be late again!” Emily groaned and burrowed deeper under the covers, pressing her pillow over her ears.

“I’m awake!” she shouted, her voice muffled.

“You’ve been ‘awake’ for fifteen minutes!” her mom hollered from downstairs. “Your bus leaves in ten!”Emily peeked out from the blanket cave, her eyes squinting at the clock. 7:43.

“Ugh,” she muttered, rolling onto her back. “Stupid morning. Stupid bus.”

With the grace of a sleepy walrus, she finally tumbled out of bed and stumbled toward her dresser. Her dark curls stuck out in all directions, and she only bothered brushing them back with her fingers. She threw on a hoodie, jeans, and mismatched socks—close enough.

Downstairs, her older brother Daniel sat at the table, smugly munching on the last granola bar like it was made of gold.

“You’re late,” he said through a mouthful of oats.

“Thanks, Captain Obvious,” Emily muttered.

Her mom was standing by the door, already dressed for work in a crisp navy blazer and heels. She held Emily’s backpack in one hand and her car keys in the other.

“You missed the bus,” she said simply.

Emily winced. “I can walk.” Her mom frowned. “Em, it’s cloudy. They said rain this morning, and you know the trail through the park gets muddy. Please take the long way—along the main road. And take an umbrella!” Emily snatched her backpack. “I’ll be fine. It’s barely misting!”

“I’m serious,” her mom said, stepping in front of her. “No park trail today. And at least wear your raincoat.” Emily sighed loudly, already halfway out the door. “I’m not a little kid, Mom. I’ve walked to school a million times.” Her mom’s voice followed her as the door closed behind her. “That doesn’t mean you stop listening!”

The sky outside was smeared with thick gray clouds, but Emily ignored it. She tucked her hands into her hoodie pocket and made a beeline for the park trail—the one her mom specifically told her not to take. The long way added fifteen boring minutes. The trail cut that in half and went through a quiet patch of woods, down a sloping hill, over a creek, and out into the neighborhood behind the school. Besides, the puddles were kind of fun to splash through. At first.

By the time she was halfway in, the clouds cracked open and dumped cold rain straight onto her. The path turned to slush. Her sneakers started making embarrassing squish squish sounds. But Emily kept going, muttering to herself.

“Should’ve just listened, Emily. Nope. Too stubborn. And now—” Her foot hit a slick patch of mud.

“Whoa—!” SPLAT.

She landed sideways, her entire left leg sinking into the brown goop. Her backpack flew off her shoulder and rolled toward the edge of the creek. Her phone tumbled from her hoodie pocket and hit the water with a tragic plunk.

“No no no no NO!” she cried, scrambling forward on her knees. The creek was shallow but moving fast from the rain. Emily snatched her phone out, but it was soaked and completely black. She tried holding down the power button. Nothing. For a few seconds, she just sat there, dripping and defeated. Then she did the only thing that made sense—she walked home, crying.

The door creaked open and she stepped inside, shivering. Her mom looked up from her laptop at the kitchen table, eyebrows shooting up. “Emily? Why aren’t you at school? What happened—oh my gosh, are you hurt?!”

Emily’s lip wobbled. “I—I took the trail,” she whispered. Her mom stood quickly and grabbed a towel. She knelt down and wrapped it around Emily’s shoulders.

“I fell,” Emily said, tears spilling out now. “And the creek got my phone, and I didn’t listen, and—”

“Okay, deep breath,” her mom said gently, guiding her to sit down. “Let’s get you cleaned up first, then you can tell me everything.”

Once Emily had changed into dry clothes and was sitting on the couch with a cup of cocoa, she finally explained the whole thing—how she ignored the warnings, how the shortcut betrayed her, and how sorry she was. Her mom listened without interrupting.

When Emily finished, there was a long pause. Her mom took a slow sip of her coffee, then looked over at her daughter. “You know, I’m not even mad,” she said softly. Emily blinked. “You’re not?”

“No. I’m worried. You could’ve really hurt yourself.”

“I know,” Emily whispered, voice small.

“I get that you want independence. But part of growing up is knowing when to trust people who’ve lived a little longer than you. I wasn’t just being annoying this morning—I was trying to keep you safe.” Emily looked down at her cocoa. “I didn’t mean to mess everything up.”

“You didn’t mess everything up,” her mom said, smiling gently. “You just learned a messy lesson.” She reached for Emily’s phone and set it on the table. “We’ll try the rice trick, but no promises. Meanwhile, I’ll email your teacher. And you’re grounded from shortcuts for the week.” Emily managed a small, sheepish grin. “Fair.” Her mom leaned over and kissed the top of her head. “Next time, Em… just listen, okay?” Emily nodded. “I will.” And this time, she meant it.

Peter Pan Vs. Captain Hook (aka The Eternal Struggle)

Good evening world! I hope this blog finds you in good health and even better spirits. If I haven’t said it previously, Happy New Year! Aren’t you happy that all that Mayan apocalypse talk was just a bunch of bull? I know I am, I got things to do in 2013. I know you’re probably looking at the title and wondering, “What in the world is this fool gonna talk about today?” Well, lets not waste anymore time and get right into it.

As I sit here on this dreary Wednesday in Georgia, I feel at conflict with myself. Those that know me, and I mean truly know me, know that I struggle with the Peter Pan Syndrome. If you don’t know what the Peter Pan Syndrome is, that’s what Wikipedia is for. I feel like I’ve said that before, but I digress. Now while I’m not a full-blown, Michael Jackson-esque man-child, I do have my moments where being an adult is just not what’s up. But then again, I think we’re all prone to those gaps in maturity at times. I just think mine are more pronounced, or they tend to last longer. So maybe the real gaps are when I chose to be mature and do what is necessary instead of what I want. Either way.

I think the reason why I’m so wrapped up in my Peter Pan lifestyle is because I have no real responsibilities. I have no children, no other life that I’m responsible for. No connections to others that would keep me from floating off with the slightest breeze. Enter our villain (read: hero), Captain Hook. Now, I know the image that comes to mind when you think of Captain Hook is nowhere near heroic. But, trust me, he’s the embodiment of everything that is good when it pertains to this story. Captain Hook represents the part of me that wants to become a real life grown up. That part that wants to settle down (not settle, that’s that s*** we just don’t do), get married, have some kids, establish some roots. So the next time the wind blows, I don’t feel the urge to float away.

Its funny to me to describe it like this. Because to you, these are just words on a screen. But to me, this is an epic battle. I can visualize Peter Pan, in a green graphic tee and some True Religion jeans (you weren’t expecting tights, were you?), doing battle with an Armani suit-clad Captain Hook. I wish I was an artist, I would put the image on canvas. Maybe I’ll see if I can find somebody to do it for me, sounds like an interesting piece to hang in my living room one day.

Well, that’s all I have today. So until next time, peace and love…