Dear Future Wife,

Although I’m sure you’re more than aware of what I’m about to say, I felt I should put it in writing for you anyway

As a writer, nothing in my life is deemed out of bounds when it comes to material

So be prepared for the possibility of every aspect of our life together to be immortalized in print

I don’t do this to be messy or tell our business, but I draw inspiration from the things I love

I promise to never let the pressures of the outside world affect what goes on in our home

As long as we’re together, nothing else matters

You are my sanctuary

I promise to be your comforter, helping hand, bodyguard, best friend and psychiatrist for as long as we’re together

I vow that I’ll do everything in my power to ensure you and our children don’t want for anything