Dear John,

I know you have no idea who I am

Let me introduce myself

Won’t tell you my name, just know that I’m the other man

I can be any man

Your best friend, your worst enemy, even your brother man

What I’m doing is wrong but look at it on the other hand

She has me on the side to do things you never can

And it’s not just sex man, we hang out, go shopping together 

We talk about everything, y’all only discuss the weather

So I’m writing this letter to ask you to just let her go

She needs to move from you so that our live can grow 

And I know you’re gonna feel some kinda way about that

So I’m waiting in anticipation for your response back

Signed,

Your Replacement