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Good evening good people! I know its kinda late but if you know me, you know that doesn’t really mean much to me. I’m probably gonna be up for another hour or so anyway. But since I’m up, I decided to post a new poem for you all. I started writing this poem and another after watching Love Jones a few months ago and I finally finished one of them! I can’t wait until I’m able to sit down and focus on writing for an extended period of time again. But until that day arrives, I’ll keep chipping away, finishing pieces a little at a time. But that’s a different topic for a different post. So, without further adieu, here is the poem…

In your passion my mind runs clear, I have no fear of our sexuality
I have dreams of bossa nova themes and jazz notes that suit you
Now if I may go on to say that I want to vibe with your sensuality
Touch you there, yeah right there; let your delicate hands guide me
You are Venus to my Saturn, the Nile Valley to my Zanzibar
Will you intertwine and connect with me through your soul
As we plunge deeper into ecstasy
Giving you third eye penetrations that only Osiris and Isis know
I am your Zulu, a warrior spirit from long ago
Dying in you as our love vibrates while Ra moves the morning sun
This is metaphysical, spiritual sex with all the rawness of the world
Connecting with you showed me the way to Heaven
For Heaven is between the thighs of a woman

The True Origin of Christmas

Every year after Thanks-giving, most people’s thoughts turn to Christmas. It is the time when professing Christians are supposed to focus on Jesus Christ. After all, it is the “Christ-mass” season!

Christmas is thought by most to be a wonderful time, focusing the participants on giving, family togetherness, beautiful music and decorations, feasting on special foods and singing Christmas carols throughout the neighborhood (as my family did every year). All of this is supposedly centered around the worship of Christ. Surely the Bible instructs us to do all this right?

The answers will shock you!

Why do people think that Christmas is wonderful? Most never reflect on why they believe what they believe or do what they do. We live in a world filled with customs, but few ever seek to understand their origin. We generally accept them without question. Most people basically do what everyone else does because it is easy and natural!

Let’s carefully examine the roots of Christmas. Let’s look at why people follow the customs associated with it. Why is it kept on December 25th? Did the early New Testament Church keep it? This article is filled with facts from history that, when placed together, paint a complete picture. Let’s avoid all assumptions and only accept what can be proven!

Pagan Origin
In 1990, the Solon, Ohio (a Cleveland suburb) school board banned all nativity and other Christmas scenes on any school property because they felt it violated the separation of church and state. They were challenged in court when outraged parents opposed them, feeling that Christmas was being stolen from their children and the community. The board lost the case! The citizenry had contended that Christmas was a worldwide tradition that was not part of, and transcended, religion. It was deemed to be secular a part of virtually all cultures worldwide.

The court decision affirmed that Christmas has no Christian roots! However, the court’s opinion also noted that bible reading and prayer obviously are associated with Christ-ianity a remarkable admission! The court concluded that Christmas-keeping and manger scenes could remain because they are not really part of either Christianity or religion but prayer and Bible reading, which are, must remain excluded from schools!

Nearly all aspects of Christmas observance have their roots in Roman custom and religion. Consider the following admission from a large American newspaper (The Buffalo News, Nov. 22, 1984): “The earliest reference to Christmas being marked on Dec. 25 comes from the second century after Jesus’ birth. It is considered likely the first Christmas celebrations were in reaction to the Roman Saturnalia, a harvest festival that marked the winter solstice the return of the sun and honored Saturn, the god of sowing. Saturnalia was a rowdy time, much opposed by the more austere leaders among the still-minority Christian sect. Christmas developed, one scholar says, as a means of replacing worship of the sun with worship of the Son. By 529 A.D., after Christianity had become the official state religion of the Roman Empire, Emperor Justinian made Christmas a civic holiday. The celebration of Christmas reached its peak some would say its worst moments in the medieval period when it became a time for conspicuous consumption and unequaled revelry.”

Consider these quotes from the Catholic Encyclopedia, 1911 edition, under “Christmas”: “Christmas was not among the earliest festivals of the Church the first evidence of the feast is from Egypt.” Further, “Pagan customs centering around the January calends gravitated to Christmas.” Under “Natal Day,” Origen, an early Catholic writer, admitted, ” In the Scriptures, no one is recorded to have kept a feast or held a great banquet on his birthday. It is only sinners (like Pharaoh and Herod) who make great rejoicings over the day in which they were born into this world” (emphasis mine).

The Encyclopedia Americana, 1956 edition, adds, “Christmas was not observed in the first centuries of the Christian church, since the Christian usage in general was to celebrate the death of remarkable persons rather than their birth a feast was established in memory of this event [Christ’s birth] in the fourth century. In the fifth century the Western Church ordered the feast to be celebrated forever on the day of the Mithraic rites of the birth of the sun and at the close of the Saturnalia, as no certain knowledge of the day of Christ’s birth existed.”

There is no mistaking the origin of the modern Christmas celebration. Many additional sources could be cited and we will return to this later. Let’s begin to tie some other facts together.

It was 300 years after Christ before the Roman church kept Christmas, and not until the fifth century that it was mandated to be kept throughout the empire as an official festival honoring “Christ.”

Can Christ Be Honored by Christmas?
The most common justification that one will hear regarding Christmas is that people have replaced old pagan customs and intents by asserting that they are now “focusing on Christ.” I have heard many say that they are “honoring Christ” in their Christmas-keeping. The problem is that God does not say this is acceptable to Him! Actually, He plainly commands against it! Keeping Christmas dishonors Christ! He considers everything about it to be an abomination! We will soon see why.

Christ said, “But in vain they do worship Me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men” (Matt. 15:9). Christmas is not a command of God it is a tradition of men. Christ continued, “Full well you reject the commandment of God, that you may keep your own tradition” (Mark 7:9). Every year, throughout the world, on December 25th, hundreds of millions do just that!

We will see that God plainly commands, “Follow not the way of the heathen.” But most people do not fear God, and He allows them to make their own decisions. Human beings are free moral agents free to obey or disobey God! But woe to those who ignore the plain Word of God!

Was Christ Born on December 25th?
Christ was born in the fall of the year. Many have mistakenly believed He was born around the beginning of winter December 25th! They are wrong! Notice the Adam Clarke Commentary, volume 5, page 370, New York edition: “It was custom among Jews to send out their sheep to the deserts about the Passover [early spring], and bring them home at the commencement of the first rain.” The first rains began in early-to-mid fall. Continuing with this same quote: “During the time they were out, the shepherds watched them night and day. As the first rain began early in the month of March-esvan, which answers to part of our October and November [begins sometime in October], we find that the sheep were kept out in the open country during the whole summer. And as these shepherds had not yet brought home their flocks, it is a presumptive argument that October had not yet commenced, and that, consequently, our Lord was not born on the 25th of December, when no flocks were out in the fields; nor could He have been born later than September, as the flocks were still in the fields by night. On this very ground, the nativity in December should be given up. The feeding of the flocks by night in the fields is a chronological fact See the quotations from the Talmudists in Lightfoot.”

Luke 2:8 explains that when Christ was born, “there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night.” Note that they were “abiding” in the field. This never happened in December. Both Ezra 10:9-13 and the Song of Solomon 2:11 show that winter was the rainy season and shepherds could not stay on cold, open fields at night.

Numerous encyclopedias plainly state that Christ was not born on December 25th! The Catholic Encyclopedia directly confirms this. In all likelihood, Christ was born in the fall! A lengthy technical explanation would prove this point.

Since we now know that December 25th was nowhere near Christ’s actual birthdate, where did the festival associated with this date come from?

Now read this quote under “Christmas”: “In the Roman world, the Saturnalia (December 17) was a time of merrymaking and exchanging of gifts. December 25 was also regarded as the birthdate of the Iranian mystery god Mithra, the Sun of Righteousness. On the Roman New Year (January 1), houses were decorated with greenery and lights, and gifts were given to children and the poor. To these observances were added the German and Celtic Yule rites when the Teutonic tribes penetrated into Gaul, Britain and central Europe. Food and good fellowship, the Yule log and Yule cakes, greenery and fir trees, gifts and greetings all commemorated different aspects of this festive season. Fires and lights, symbols of warmth and lasting life, have always been associated with the winter festival, both pagan and Christian” (Encyclopedia Britannica, 15th ed., vol. II, p. 903).

A final quote about the selection of December 25th as the birthdate of Christ is necessary. Note an article in The Toronto Star, December 1984, by Alan Edmonds, entitled, “We owe a lot to Druids, Dutch”: “The Reformation cast a blight on Christmas. By then, of course, clever ecclesiastical politicians had adopted the Pagan mid-winter festival as the alleged birthdate of Jesus, of Nazareth, and thrown in a few other Pagan goodies to make their takeover more palatable.”

December 25th was not selected because it was the birth of Christ or because it was even near it. It was selected because it coincided with the idolatrous pagan festival Saturnalia and this celebration must be carefully examined. In any event, we do not know the exact date of Christ’s birth. While God certainly could have made it known, He chose to hide it from the world’s eyes!

What About Santa Claus?
Parents reason that they owe the whole Christmas myth to their children! Christmas traditions are focused primarily on kids, and they are certainly the center of most of what happens. I know because I kept seventeen Christmases. My older sister and younger brother and I were the recipients of much and the givers of very little on that day and it all started with the Santa Claus lie.

Some years ago, a priest in New Jersey told his Sunday school class that Santa was a myth. The outrage from parents and his supervisors was swift. He had “killed Santa!” He had “destroyed family tradition!” He had “usurped family authority,” the article continued. He was officially censored by his superiors for being “overzealous and insensitive.”

His crime? He told the truth!

According to Langer’s Encyclo-pedia of World History, (article “Santa”), “Santa” was a common name for Nimrod throughout Asia Minor. This was also the same fire god who came down the chimneys of the ancient pagans and the same fire god to whom infants were burned and eaten in human sacrifice among those who were once God’s people.

Today Santa Claus comes from “Saint Nicholas.” Washington Irving, in 1809, is responsible for remaking the original old, stern bishop of this same name into the new “jolly St. Nick” in his Knickerbocker History of New York. (Most of the rest of America’s Christmas traditions are even more recent than this.) “Old Nick” has long been recognized as a term for the devil.

In Revelation 2:6 and 15, we read about a “doctrine of the Nicolaitanes,” which Christ twice tells His Church “[He] hates.” Let’s analyze the word Nicolaitane. It means “follower of Nicholas.” Nikos means “conqueror, destroyer.” Laos means “people.” Nicolaitanes, then, are people who follow the conqueror or destroyer Nimrod. If you have believed that following Christmas is an innocent Christian custom, let this truth sink in!

Is It Scriptural to Exchange Gifts?
Merchants regularly report that over 60% of their annual retail sales occur during the Christmas shopping season. This represents a tremendous amount of gift buying. Most today believe that gift-giving comes from the Bible example of the “three wise men” (the Bible gives no number) presenting gifts to Christ. Is this true? Where did exchanging gifts come from, and what does God’s Word say about it?

The Bibliotheca Sacra states, “The interchange of presents between friends is a like characteristic of Christmas and the Saturnalia, and must have been adopted by Christians from the pagans, as the admonition of Tertullian plainly shows” (Vol. 12, pp. 153-155).

Like every other aspect of Christmas, the shocking truth is that even this supposed Christian custom does not come from the Bible. It is an irony that people love to believe they are following the custom of the wise men giving to Christ, when actually they are giving almost exclusively to each other! What hypocrisy! Christ is completely forgotten.

The Bible actually teaches that Christians should not keep birthdays. Numerous scriptures make this principle clear. (Read our article “Are Birthday Celebrations Christian?”) However, what if you went to a birthday party that had been prepared for you and everybody gave gifts to each other and you were left out? The idea is ridiculous! If this happened, you would say that people were being selfish and forgetting you. In fact, most people give to others on Christmas merely because they expect to receive gifts themselves!

Let’s briefly return to the “wise men” who gave gifts to Christ. The scripture describing this is Matthew 2:1-11: “Now when Jesus was born in Bethlehem of Judaea in the days of Herod the king, behold, there came wise men from the east to Jerusalem, saying, Where is He that is born King of the Jews? And when they were come into the house, they saw the young Child with Mary His mother, and fell down, and worshipped him: and when they had opened their treasures, they presented unto Him gifts; gold, and frankincense, and myrrh.”

It is commonly supposed that these were birthday presents for “baby Jesus.” But is this what the Bible actually says? Absolutely not! First, it is important to note that they did give the gifts to Jesus. They did not stand in his presence and exchange gifts among themselves or give them to others. The gifts were “presented unto Him.” Also, they arrived well after his “birthday.” This is another reason these could not have been “birthday presents.”

A long-standing, ancient custom of the East was to present gifts when coming before a king. These men understood they were in the presence of the “King of the Jews.” The Bible carries many examples of people sending gifts to kings or presenting them upon arrival into their presence. This custom is common today when ambassadors or others come into the presence of a world leader.

Finally, notice what the Adam Clarke Commentary, volume 5, page 46, states about what really happened on this occasion: “Verse 11. They presented unto him gifts. The people of the east never approach the presence of kings and great personages, without a present in their hands. This custom is often noticed in the Old Testament, and still prevails in the east, and in some of the newly discovered South Seas Islands.” Gifts were customarily presented to kings.

What could be more plain?

Origin of the Christmas Tree
No article about Christmas is complete without some explanation of the “Christmas tree.” We have touched on it without directly focusing on it. The modern Christmas tree originated in Germany. But the Germans got it from the Romans, who got it from the Babylonians and the Egyptians.

The following demonstrates what the Babylonians believe about the origin of the Christmas tree: “An old Babylonish fable told of an evergreen tree which sprang out of a dead tree stump. The old stump symbolized the dead Nimrod, the new evergreen tree symbolized that Nimrod had come to life again in Tammuz! Among the Druids the oak was sacred, among the Egyptians it was the palm, and in Rome it was the fir, which was decorated with red berries during the Saturnalia!” (Walsh, Curiosities of Popular Customs, p. 242).

Frederick J. Haskin’s Answers to Questions states, “The Christmas tree is from Egypt, and its origin dates from a period long anterior to the Christmas Era.” Did you know this that the Christmas tree long preceded Christianity?

Most aspects of Christmas are not referred to in the Bible. Of course, the reason is that they are not from God they are not part of the way He wants people to worship Him. The Christmas tree, however, is directly mentioned in the Bible! Turn to Jeremiah 10:2-5, “Thus says the Lord, Learn not the way of the heathen For the customs of the people are vain: for one cuts a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe. They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not. They are upright as the palm tree, but speak not: they must needs be borne, because they cannot go. Be not afraid of them; for they cannot do evil, neither also is it in them to do good.”

This plain description of the modern Christmas tree is clear. God directly refers to it as “the way of the heathen.” Just as directly, He commands His people to “learn not the way of the heathen,” calling these customs “vain.” Verse 23 adds a remarkable and powerful statement: “O Lord, I know that the way of man is not in himself: it is not in man that walks to direct his [own] steps.” God must teach people how to live. Man simply cannot figure out God’s ways for himself.

There is no room in Jeremiah 10 to believe, as some have tried to suggest, that because these trees are powerless of themselves, it is not really forbidden to have a Christmas tree. God condemns the putting up of pagan (Christmas) trees with this plain Bible command!

The Source of Holly Wreaths, Yule Logs and Mistletoe
The Encyclopedia Americana states, “The holly, the mistletoe, the Yule log are relics of pre-Christian time.” In other words, paganism! The Yule log was commonly used in a rite of Teutonic nature worship.

Frederick Haskin further states, “The use of Christmas wreaths is believed by authorities to be traceable to the pagan customs of decorating buildings and places of worship at the feast which took place at the same time as Christmas.”

The Encyclopedia Britannica, under “Celastrales,” exposes the origin of the holly wreath: “European pagans brought holly sprays into their homes, offering them to the fairy people of the forests as refuge from the harsh winter weather. During the Saturnalia, the Roman winter festival, branches of holly were exchanged as tokens of friendship. The earliest Roman Christians apparently used holly as a decoration at the Christmas season.”

There are dozens of different types of holly. Virtually all of them come in male and female varieties such as “Blue Prince and Blue Princess” or “Blue Boy and Blue Girl” or “China Boy and China Girl.” Female holly plants cannot have berries unless a nearby male plant pollinates them. It is easy to see why the holly wreath found its way into pagan rituals as a token of friendship and fertility!

Christmas is incomplete to many unless it involves “kissing under the mistletoe.” This pagan custom was natural on a night that involved much revelry done in the spirit of drunken orgies. Just like today, this “kissing” usually occurred at the beginning of any modern Saturnalia/Christmas celebration. I will never forget having to always kiss my friends’ mothers upon entering each of their houses every Christmas. It was the first thing that we did. I hated it but it was something I “had to do”! Mistletoe was considered to have special powers of healing for those who “reveled” under it.

The Encyclopedia Britannica, under “Santalales,” states, “The European mistletoe is thought to have had special ritual significance in Druidical ceremonies and lives in folklore today, its special status as the Christmas mistletoe having come from Anglo-Saxon times.” Mistletoe is a parasite that lives on oak trees. (Recall that the Druids worshipped in oak tree groves.) The ancient Celtics (associated with the Druids) used to give mistletoe as an herbal remedy to barren animals to make them fertile. It is still referred to as “all healer” in Celtic.

Like mistletoe, holly berries were also thought to be sacred to the sun god. The original “sun log” came to be called the yule log. “Yule” simply means “wheel,” which has long been a pagan representation of the sun. No wonder people today commonly speak of the “sacred yule-tide season.”

What Should You Do?
Finally, let’s examine what God told His people they should do and the way they ought to teach their children.

Human beings do not want to obey God (Rom. 8:7). They would rather follow their own “imagination.” They do not understand that God wants their lives to go “well.” He wants happiness, joy and blessings to flow into people’s lives. All these are the results of obeying Him.

God inspired Moses to warn parents of the grave responsibility that they have in what and how they teach their children. Notice His instruction in Deuteronomy 6:1, 6-7, 20-21, 25: “Now these are the commandments which the Lord your God commanded to teach you, that you might do them in the land where you go to possess it And these words, which I command you this day, shall be in your heart: And you shall teach them diligently unto your children, and shall talk of them when you sit in your house, and when you walk by the way, and when you lie down, and when you rise up And when your son asks you in time to come, saying, What mean the testimonies, and the statutes, and the judgments, which the Lord our God has commanded you? Then you shall say unto your son, We were Pharaoh’s bondmen in Egypt; and the Lord brought us out of Egypt with a mighty hand And it shall be our righteousness, if we observe to do all these commandments before the Lord our God, as He has commanded us.”

God took Israel out of Egypt out of the customs of the world around them and revealed His Law to them. He does not want His people going back to the traditions, customs and ways from which He has called them.

When all of the interconnected traditions, filled with the symbolism of worshipping an ancient pagan, humanly devised god, are taught, this is not worshipping the true Creator.

The prophet Isaiah was inspired to write, “Cry aloud, spare not, lift up your voice like a trumpet, and show My people their transgression” (58:1). I have done this.

Top 15 Reasons Why So Many Good Black Men Are Still Single

Television, radio, and the Internet have been buzzing nonstop for years about the plight of single, black women looking for love, but what about all the single, black men? Nobody’s been bold enough to take a stand and speak out on behalf of all the good, single black men out there looking for love too. However, now, that’s all changed. The Victory Unlimited Show (victoryunlimitedshow.com) attacks this issue with the kind of guts, gusto, humor, and controversy that’s rarely heard in the mainstream media.

Based on feedback from the show’s fan base, the most recent broadcast entitled “The Top Twelve Reasons Why So Many Good Black Men Are Still Single” put forth the following list as the reasons why so many good black men are still unhappily single:

1. They keep meeting women with unrealistic expectations for what they want in a man.
2. They keep meeting women who put them in the wrong category by writing them off too quickly as not being “their type”.
3. They’re not wanted because they’re not needed. Too many women have told them that they don’t “need” a man.
4. They keep meeting black women who don’t respect them just because they “are” black men.
5. They keep failing women’s Girlfriend Approval Test. If the woman’s friends don’t like them, then that woman won’t give them a chance either.
6. They keep meeting women who are not interested in them, but only in how much money they make.
7. They’re nobody until somebody else loves them. Not enough women see them as a prize unless they see a lot of other women chasing after them first.
8. They meet too many women who don’t really know what they want.
9. They meet too many women who believe that single, good black men are “too good to be true”.
10. They’re the right man at the wrong time.
11. They meet too many women who don’t recognize a good man when they see one.
12. They don’t promote all the great things about themselves boldly or consistently enough to enough women.
13. He hasn’t found a woman that he felt strongly enough for to make him no longer feel the need to be single.
14. He’s having a lot of fun being single.
15. Instead of settling for a woman he can live with, his dream is to be with a woman he can’t live without.

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Greetings world! I once again apologize for the sporadic nature with which I write in this blog, I have so much going on in my head (and life) sometimes its hard to put it all into words. I promise I’ll try to do better. But today, I come bearing gifts in the form of poetry. I haven’t titled it yet, so I’m open to suggestions. Its a little outside of my normal flow, but I appreciate it when I can step outside of myself and produce great art. I hope you enjoy…

I am a sexual warrior
I dance with my sword in one hand
And my heart in the other
You are my Goddess
I kiss your neck, you suck my tongue
I touch your breast as you look into my eyes
You see me, feel me and taste me
I shall protect you, I am your king
We shall create a life together
Into you I go; slowly, softly
For you have given me your most sacred gift
Your love

Which One Are You?

A Man Has 4 Different Types of Girls: Wifey, Baby Girl, the Side Piece and the Jump Off…

1) Wifey is the sexiest, most successful and most respected of all the women. She is loved, needed and wanted by her man. She is VIRTUALLY IRREPLACEABLE. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always love, he never wants to see her with another man, BUT he will cheat on her with Baby Girl until he is mature enough to realize that if he gets caught or fucks up in any way and loses Wifey, he would be screwed, and NEVER be happy again. Wifey gets along with mom, is independent, never nags, loves to dress sexy for her man, can cook and loves to keep a clean house. Wifey gets called 5 or 6 times a day. Drawback of Wifey: she loves public displays of affection, which might interfere with the acquisition of a Side Piece.

2) Baby Girl is ALWAYS just as hot as wifey and usually has a very active social life. She IS replaceable, thinks she’s the next Wifey, but will only be Wifey if an extreme disaster takes place. Baby Girl gets some of the benefits of Wifey, like quality time every now and then and even presents on birthdays and holidays, but that’s as far as it goes. The main reason to have Baby Girl is in case Wife really really fucks up; she can be replaced in a matter of weeks because Baby Girl has been groomed to slip right into her spot. Be careful of Baby Girl, she tends to be just as attached as Wifey and therefore can be dangerous to the Side Piece. Biggest benefit of Baby Girl: she is extremely private and hates causing a scene, Baby Girl can come into the same restaurant as the man and Wifey and Wifey will have no idea the two even know each other. Baby Girl is a master of disguise as well.

3) Side Piece, usually a female that the guy uses only for sex or other pleasures. She is usually the one that he goes to for that threesome or some late night head after the club. When Wifey is acting up and Baby Girl is at work, the Side Piece is usually the one to hold him over for a few hours. He can meet with the Side Piece for reasons other than sex, but normally that only happens one week during the month. Side Pieces are hard to spot when they are out because most of her friends are either Wifeys or Jump Offs. Drawback of having more than one Side Piece: they usually know each other somehow. We think there is a side piece network or something. Try to keep your side piece count below 4 if possible.

4) Jump Off: every man’s dream and worst nightmare. She is trying to move up in life, wants to be a Side Piece or Wifey but doesn’t know how to go about it. They are just the girls he hollas at when he is with his boys. She is usually stored in the mobile phone by a nickname because he barely remembers her real name and where he met her, he only recalls how fat her ass was. The Jump Off gets called in emergencies only, when Wifey is moody, Baby Girl is on vacation and the Side Piece is with her baby’s father. The Jump Off is extremely dangerous in public for a number of reasons, she is usually 5 other guys’ Jump Off as well, so she might cause drama with you and one of those dudes if you slip up, she also has no problem confronting you in the mall when you are with Wifey (something that Baby Girl would NEVER do) and the most dangerous thing about Jump Off; she ALWAYS seems to find out where you live and or work…

So once again ladies, I ask… WHICH ONE ARE YOU?

Job Description

There is an exciting, high-level position open within the dynamic organization known as mi vida loca. We are looking for an equally dynamic, energetic female to fill this position. The ideal candidate will meet ALL of the following requirements:

Must be willing to put her head on my shoulder, not because she’s sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to me.
I’m looking for a woman who likes to be kissed in the rain more than in a bedroom or an expensive restaurant.
I want a woman who says,”Okay, but you owe me…”, not because she actually wants something, but because it means she gets to spend more time with me.
I have to be able to take her anywhere and we will have fun because it means we’re spending time together.
She has to be incredibly picky, and when she finds something she likes she never wants to let it go.
I want a woman who never forgets all the sweet little things I do for her because I’m liable to forget.
She must possess eternal optimism, she never gives up hope even when she tell others she has.
I want a woman who once she lets me into her heart, there’s always a place there with my name on it.
And even if we spend time apart, I want a woman who never forgets me.
I want a woman who loves to end a hug with a kiss.
She has to be intelligent & well-rounded, so I can talk to her about anything.
She has brag about me to all of her friends.
She must be willing to listen to me talk, even if I’m not talking about anything important.
I want a woman who loves it when I hug her for no apparent reason. And she loves it even more when I hug her from behind.
She has to love me for me, and doesn’t care what other people say about us.
She has to enjoy it when I introduce her to my friends as my lady.
I want a woman who loves the feeling when I take her by the hand without saying a word.
She must love it when I give her flowers for no apparent reason. And she’s willing to do the same! (Yes! Men like flowers, too!)
I want a woman who thinks the world of me, but doesn’t make her world revolve around me. And she expects the same thing from me.

If you meet these requirements, please submit your resume along with 2 personal references to our HR Department. Only qualified candidates will be contacted for an interview.

Today’s Reflection – 10/12/11

Good evening world! I know I promised poetry and I swear I’m going to deliver. I have a lot on my mind right now, so poetry tends to get pushed to the back burner.

Everyone that knows me knows yesterday was not my favorite day of the year. Honestly, it very well could be the day I hate most (right up there with Valentine’s Day but that’s a topic for another time). For those that don’t know, yesterday was my father’s birthday. I know its not a huge deal but I’m still trying to find my way through my feelings concerning my dad’s passing. You know what they say, grieving is a process. But I really hate this process. There are days that I wake up and feel great. The sun is shining, birds are chirping, what could possibly be wrong? And then there are the other 342 days in the year. Maybe its just me, but I would think that after 4 years and countless other issues to deal with, my father not being here would have less of a catastrophic effect on my daily life. Don’t get me wrong, I’d rather die than ever get to the point that I don’t feel something about him not being here, but I can’t continue on this self-destructive path I’m currently on. I need to find a happy (so to speak) medium.

I have a theory as to what may be the hold up on getting back on track, emotionally. I’m single. Now before anyone jumps down my throat, hear me out. For all my gruffness and assholery, I’m really a big fucking softy. I love family (I’m loving mine at a distance right now). And I’m at a point in my life where I want (and quite possibly need) my own. The loss of my father would be lessened (to an extent) by becoming a father myself. The problem is that the VAST MAJORITY of SINGLE WOMEN are out of their fucking minds! I’m all for a little crazy, it keeps things interesting, but you gotta be fucking kidding me with the fuckery that is running rampant in these silly ass broads minds. If they’re not possessed by the Green Eyed Monster (greed), they’re hung up on some dumbass that spurned them in the past. How is a good man that is looking to settle down and do right supposed to deal with that? Maybe its just single women in this city, but I highly doubt it.

So that leaves me in my current quandary. I’m 30 years old (soon to be 31) and absolutely scared to death of the single members of the fairer sex. What kind of hope do I have? None if you ask me. I’ve pretty much resigned myself to the line of thinking that I have not met the woman I will spend my life with and more than likely never will. And that’s just all kinds of bad…

A Letter To A Long Lost Love

This is another piece from my “Letters From the Heart” series. The title is pretty self explanatory. So here it goes…

My Dearest You Know Who,

I know I’m the last person you would ever wanna talk to
Since the way that we parted was kinda like World War 2
So I’m not really sure how or why I should say this to you
But I wanna tell you ‘bout some things that I’ve going through
Its been some time since we last spoke to each other
And since you walked out of my life, I haven’t found another
That comes close to making me feel the way that you do
That’s why I love you, even your ugly parts are beautiful
Since you’ve been gone, I spend my days alone
Daydreaming about when we shared a happy home
It kills me that I broke your heart and drove you away
If I could go back, I would do anything to get you to stay
But I can’t, so I’m left reminiscing about the past
Its like looking at faded pictures through broken glass
And I know that this is sound just a little crazy
But, for some reason I still carry the photo that you gave me
I guess it reminds me of all of the things that I’ve lost
Plus I don’t wanna repeat my mistakes, no matter the cost
And I’d be shocked if you thought about the time we shared
So the whole point of this letter is to tell you that I still care

Yours In A Past Life,
Me

Ego Trippin’ and You Know the Reason Why (Yeah, I Rewrote Nikki Giovanni. Sue Me…)

I swear to God, that’s the title. I wrote a series of poems that are rewrites of poems by some of my favorite writers and they all have a subtitle that’s similar to this one. Its my way of paying homage to those poets that graced this world before me, and hopefully, they’ll inspire somebody to go back and read the original piece. So without further adieu, here it is…

My mom gave birth to me in a tornado
My familial features inspired the Sphinx
I’m so fly, that when I walk in a room
Even the brightest star must bow
Yeah, I’m that bad

I sit on a throne and drink sweet nectar with Allah
When I’m hot, I start ice ages
I use monsoons to quench my thirst
My first love was Nefertiti
The tears she shed over our breakup formed the Nile
I am the original man

My piercing gaze burned down a forest and made the Sahara Desert
With a two-piece from Popeye’s and a bottle of Vitamin Water
I crossed it in under an hour
Like a gazelle, I’m so swift
I move too quick for you to see me

For a birthday present when I turned three
My mother gave me an elephant
I gave her Rome for Mother’s Day
Through me, her strength flows on

My brother Noah built an ark and I stood proudly at the helm
As we sailed on a soft summer’s day
I looked at my reflection on the water and saw Jesus
That’s why men intome my loving name and offer me all praises
For I am the one that saves

I grow diamonds in my backyard
Right next to the platinum
The trimmings from my beard are semi-precious jewels
On a trip up north, I caught a nasty flu
My runny nose gave oil to the world
I’m so fly, even my errors are correct
I flew east to head west and bless the world as I went
It’s that my fingerprints left gold on at least five continents

I’m so perfect, so divine, unbelievable yet so real
I can’t be comprehended without my expressed permission
Like I said, I’m fly
Just call me “Bird in the Sky”

Despicable Me (Inspired by Life and the Movie)

I wrote this while sitting in the movie theater, watching the movie with my best friend and her son.

Despicable, my rhyme style is inexplicable
My purpose is to make you posers miserable
Lyrical assassin, fire more shots than Neo
And all opposers, in my crosshairs is where they go
Diabolical, killer like Kutcher and Heigl
Its undeniable, my criminal mind’s unrivaled
I’m in the villain hall of fame, the greatest of all time
My heists are so great, I even stole this rhyme
So ruthless, like Boston without George Herman
With the rest of the world, I’m never conformin’
Be careful, my minions are in the millions
Just got started and I’m already worth billions
Lunar thief, the scourge of the galaxy
To sum up in two words, I’m despicably me